August-September Testo Doraivu!

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TEST DRIVE MEME

➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!


NOT SURE WHERE TO BEGIN YOUR TEST-DRIVE JOURNEY?
CHECK OUT ALL THE LOCATIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE IN:

JOHTO | and | KANTO

ALSO, AS PROMPTS FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: Last month's mini-events!

Effect: Friday, July 8: Flower Gift - All day, despite the season, flowers drift down from the sky. They’re harmless, beautiful, and smell lovely, but if trainers aren’t careful, they might end up trudging through rosedrifts up to their knees before long.
Swarm: Tuesday, July 12: Spinda
Effect: Friday, July 15 to Sunday, July 17: Worry Seed - Affected characters won’t be able to get any sleep. Does that make your character cranky? Does it damage their brain-to-mouth filter? The effects can last as little or as long as you’d like over this weekend.
Effect/Swarm Double Duty: Friday, July 22: Surf - Large waves appear in all bodies of water, including things like bathtubs and your Sawsbucks drinks (it’s just bean water, you know). Be careful on the ocean, but also, hang ten, dudes! The waves won’t destroy anything, but trainers are going to get wet on this ride. Also, oh god, small jellyfish Pokemon (Tentacool, Frillish, Inkay) happen to be swarming randomly in these bodies of water. GANBATTE, VICTORY ROAD.
Effect: Friday, July 29: Haze - The forecast is misty inside and out on this oddly cool July day. Affected trainers will find it difficult to remember things, whether those happened long ago or just five minutes past. The memories aren’t gone, of course, it’s just…foggy.
Swarm: Sunday, July 31: Illumise and Volbeat


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[video]

[fuelthefire]

[Krieg's mask takes up the whole screen when he flips on the video to respond, because he's developed an (unfortunate) habit of holding the communication device right up to his face when he uses it.]

NO GUNS! NO GRENADES! COCKFIGHTS ONLY!

[That's your rundown, Moxxi. He pulls back from the device a bit, rolling his eye - and then his head - to express his frustration with that particular state of affairs. His next vocalization is a long, drawn-out growl:]

Boooooooring.

[tigergrowl]

[... you know, of the people she expected to see here, Krieg somehow wasn't one of them? This place feels too... intact. Luckily, she does speak Krieg, at least a little.]

That's a shame, sugar, but we are on a civilized planet here. It makes sense they wouldn't want anyone running around shooting up the place, even if it's not very fun. You been finding a way to keep busy? Or is the camera focusing on your pretty face because you don't want me to see a prison wall behind you?

[fuelthefire]

[There really isn't anything in this place that he can legitimately focus his anger on, honestly; the world is full of innocents, and cute animals, and the only person he's met so far who needs to be violently murdered is Handsome Jack, and he is far away in an unknown-to-Krieg location, so. That one bright possibility for some action is only a distant one, at best.

He shakes his head at her last question, and pulls the device even further away from his face so that she can see the lovely blue sky and a few distant trees over his shoulder. Definitely not a prison cell.]

Murder Chicken needs exercise. [His gaze moves away from Moxxi, then down, and to the side, somewhere off camera, before twitching back to the device again.]

It's good enough for now. [Though he grumbles when he says it, indicating that it really isn't.]

[tigergrowl]

[It's always nice to know that some murder machines aren't directionless. Even if they get bored sometimes. Poor guy.]

Murder chicken? I can't believe I'm saying this and it isn't an innuendo, but I would love to see your Murder Chicken, Krieg.

[fuelthefire]

NahahahAHAHahaha!!

[Moxxi, you slay him. Every time, seriously.

Of course he'll oblige her, and turn the device so that it's transmitting the image of a bright orange and yellow Torchic frolicking close by in what appears to be a burned-out circle of previously healthy meadow grass. When it notices Krieg's attention, it peeps happily and waddles up to him, and then proceeds to shove its little chicken face right up to the camera.

Like trainer like Pokemon, apparently.]

Say helloooooo.

[His voice is a quiet rumble, no doubt more gentle than anyone on Pandora has ever heard. The Torchic peeps enthusiastically at Moxxi, bobbing its little head up and down and blinking cutely.]

[tigergrowl]

[Years of experience on Pandora, you know, you don't get far if you can't slay a psycho or two.]

Hello there, Murder Chicken. You're awful cute, aren'tcha?

[fuelthefire]

[Murder Chicken peeps cheerfully and preens visibly at the compliment. Out of sight for the moment, Krieg breathes out a quiet laugh that quickly rises to a more normal volume.

Well. "Normal" for him.]

NahahahAHAHahah! It breathes fire!

[Also it's warm and fluffy and snuggly and quite good company, but those qualities are all probably pretty obvious.]

[tigergrowl]

Does it now? Well then, I daresay Murder Chicken here sounds just about perfect.

[fuelthefire]

[Heck yes, Moxxi Seal of Approval get!!]

Tiny and FIERCE!

[As if to prove his point, Murder Chicken chooses that moment to belch a little ember. Krieg shifts the device away before it can get burned, though, and flips it back around to face him again.]

Show me yours?

[He'd caught a glimpse of the fox but had been more interested in talking to Moxxi, so he hadn't really paid attention.]