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[whatsacactus]

[Not a voice or face he recognizes, but Shiro and Matt have both mentioned Voltron any number of times, so this is clearly one of theirs.

Boy he's already annoyed but he can't put his finger on why yet exactly.]

Are you sure you really want to be bragging about your position while also saying you were tied to a tree?

[spacebaloney]

Hey, at least I can say the person who tied me up was a beautiful lady. What can you say for any action you got? Oh wait, you never get any! Ha!

[Yeah, Lance. You sure showed him.]

And why'd they bring you here? Were they short on mullets?

[whatsacactus]

[Wow this guy just went from 10 to 100 in a flat second. What the fuck.]

I don't know who you think I am, but I've got better things to be doing.

Why would you end up being on Voltron.

[Like. Timeline-wise, he knows. But he still has to wonder.]

[spacebaloney]

[One would ask if Keith expected anything less out of Lance, but that would require Keith knowing who the heck he's speaking to.]

I could always ask you the same thing, but we all know why the Blue Lion picked me.

[If Lance could fold his arms in front of his chest and stick his nose up in the air without ruining the camera's view, he'd totally would.]

And it's not who I think you are, but who I know you are. What better things do you have to be doing, Keith?

[whatsacactus]

You're right, I actually do.

[CLICK.]

[Wait no, hold on, he's coming back.]

Are you always like this? [It's spoken with some curiosity. Almost as if Keith doesn't have a fucking clue who this guy is.]

[spacebaloney]

Hey! Hey! You come back here! I'm talking to you!

[Is he yelling at a darkened screen? Yep. Just Lance things, really.

Oh, wait, Keith's back. He can scream at him properly now.]

Only around people who annoy me! [Which yeah, Keith, you're doing great at.] Why are you acting so weird? It's like you don't even remember me. I just saw you. We rode on Kaltenecker together. Well, not together together, but with the rest of the team.

[He seems a little hurt. Ego bruising is a painful thing. How could anybody forget the number one sharpshooting pilot around (in his head, anyway.)]

Maybe I should have let that alien mall cop nab you.

[whatsacactus]

[Oh boi.

Keith is just deadpanning at the screen. He literally is incapable of caring less. The only reason he isn't writing this off entirely is because he's part of Shiro's team.]

Yeah, there's a problem with this place. Time stuff. Already had this conversation with Matt and Shiro and Hunk. Blah blah, you're all further ahead than me, I don't know Voltron, I haven't left Earth.

Think that about covers it.

[spacebaloney]

[Lance doesn't know what's worse: the fact Keith doesn't really respond or when he does, it's not the reaction Lance was digging for.

But then what Keith says next explains why the weirdo is being weirder than normal. Time stuff. Always fun.]

So you mean you don't remember coming with us to the cave to find the Blue Lion? If you know Matt, do you know Pidge? Coran? Allura?

[whatsacactus]

I know of Pidge, stories from Matt.

Shiro's mentioned dthe other two, don't know 'em.

[spacebaloney]

Geez, you don't know anything.

[And slowly, ever so slowly, Lance's face turns from one that seemed to be carry a look of concern to one that has his lips curling up into a far too satisfied grin.]

You don't know anything. Not a thing. So I know all about Voltron and the lions and the Princess and you don't know a thing.

[Somehow in his peanut brain, this makes Lance better than Keith.]

[whatsacactus]

I only know what Shiro and Hunk've told me. So yeah, I guess so.

[See: one (1) Keith who is entirely unfazed by this.]

[spacebaloney]

That means I win!

[It was never a contest, Lance. Not with Keith at all.]

I knew I'd always come out on top.

[whatsacactus]

Okay?

[Yeah he doesn't care. His Torracat peeks onto the screen with a chrrrp and he sighs.]

Shiro can probably fill you in on everything.

[spacebaloney]

Okay? It's more than okay. It's freakin' awesome! Just admit it and you'll feel better.

[Settle down there, boy. No one actually cares but you.

What Shiro can't do is answer his next question.]

What is that?

[whatsacactus]

A Torracat.

[She's big and already doesn't like your tone, buddy.],/small>

[spacebaloney]

[Enjoy a blank look being returned to you, Keith.]

What?

[It's okay, kitty. No one ever likes his tone. Welcome to the club.]

[whatsacactus]

A torracat. My starter's second form.

[spacebaloney]

[Repeating the word doesn't seem to make the explanation make anymore sense than it did before, but it seems like that's all he's going to get out of Keith at the moment.]

It looks pretty small. [And honestly, no one would blame the Torracat for barbecuing Lance.] Mine's bigger.

[whatsacactus]

I really don't care.

[He didn't already before, but this guy's insistence on trying to one-up him makes him care even less if it was possible.]

Not like the size really matters.

[spacebaloney]

Size always matters.

[Only to you, Lance. Only to you.]

I bet my Pokemon can take your little guy down easy.