Yeah, I don't really get what happened like, how do you go from that-- [ she points at the camera, but y'know what she means, ] to some dopey Dragonite. Evolution shouldn't roll like that.

[ They were simpler times, guys. The nineties. ]

Not gonna lie, I think it's a spider. Which is creepy. So I dunno if that's a plus or a minus for you.

[ Joltik is offended Gwen would ever imply he's gross, gosh. It's just gonna... climb up her arm now, which feels really weird because he's a fuzzy bug. ]

Aagh--! Cut that out! [ No, this is your punishment, Gwen. Pay no mind to the way her hair is starting to get static-y. Good ol' electric types. ]