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➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!

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ALSO, AS PROMPTS FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: Last month's mini-events!

Effect: Friday, July 8: Flower Gift - All day, despite the season, flowers drift down from the sky. They’re harmless, beautiful, and smell lovely, but if trainers aren’t careful, they might end up trudging through rosedrifts up to their knees before long.
Swarm: Tuesday, July 12: Spinda
Effect: Friday, July 15 to Sunday, July 17: Worry Seed - Affected characters won’t be able to get any sleep. Does that make your character cranky? Does it damage their brain-to-mouth filter? The effects can last as little or as long as you’d like over this weekend.
Effect/Swarm Double Duty: Friday, July 22: Surf - Large waves appear in all bodies of water, including things like bathtubs and your Sawsbucks drinks (it’s just bean water, you know). Be careful on the ocean, but also, hang ten, dudes! The waves won’t destroy anything, but trainers are going to get wet on this ride. Also, oh god, small jellyfish Pokemon (Tentacool, Frillish, Inkay) happen to be swarming randomly in these bodies of water. GANBATTE, VICTORY ROAD.
Effect: Friday, July 29: Haze - The forecast is misty inside and out on this oddly cool July day. Affected trainers will find it difficult to remember things, whether those happened long ago or just five minutes past. The memories aren’t gone, of course, it’s just…foggy.
Swarm: Sunday, July 31: Illumise and Volbeat

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You /would/ reduce it down to that, Sanchez.

Edited (i heckd a word) 2016-08-15 04:35 (UTC)

pines, all i'm sayin is that my floating washing machine-fridge-fan-lawnmower-thing doesn't have a butthole

Eggs do not come out of the anus in the first place. Unless your Rotom - I assume you are referring to a Rotom - has an invisible cloaca.

no i was talking about the pokemon that looks like an ice cream cone ofc i was talking about my rotom and it's invisible cloaca you fuckin dipshit

So it does pass waste, then? I was under the impression Rotom was a ghost type, a being of pure electrical energy.

[He's tangled with ghosts and he is pretty sure they don't poop, but again, this is a world where eggs can hatch from eggs so he's willing to believe most things.]

Unless...

Unless Pokémon have developed a digestive system that maximizes use of nutrients to the point that no waste byproduct is produced at all by the digestive process, allowing them to eat even when their physical makeup seems like it would be prohibitive. How incredibly efficient and elegant!

Though that still doesn't explain the eggs.

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im just gonna assume he knows this is rick i mean who else could it be

you missed the opportunity to go "excuse me, who are you" i'm disappointed

oh god how could i heck up that bad I'M disappointed

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im sorry this turned into a discussion about pokemon poop y'all

makes this a multi-part tag yolo

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