I seriously don't know who you are or what you're talking about. None of that happened. None of that will happen. [Or so Lance thinks.] I'm sorry about your brother, I really am, but anything in your story that has to do with me just isn't real. Jeez, I've never seen another Altean until now and here you're yelling at me about Red and some guy named Lotor.

[Lance can see she's really upset about something, most likely her brother, but he can't comfortably sit here and accept everything she's babbling about. Pidge would have definitely told him that he was now in Red and Allura was in Blue and somehow Shiro decided Keith would be his successor. Right? Right?]

Well, I mean, have you seen Zarkon? Would you think someone would be willing to bang him? Dude's pretty ugly.