Ahh... I never did like the old tales about Jack O' Lanterns. They feel a bit unfairly biased. Imagine having the cleverness to trick the devil and only being punished for it!

[Medic leans back in his chair- the Pidove on his shoulder flutters his wings to regain his balance.]

Of course, that doesn't reflect back on your girl. She's certainly very cute!

And yes, that would be the woman who calls herself our "Mom". Yes, all of us. Every single person who comes here. It's very odd.