"Okay, so..." She works her bottom lip with her teeth for a moment as she thinks. "This thing is as smart as like. Ten thousand people? But it only works within really specific parameters. Like. I think this one has all the info on these weird little monsters?"

She taps the Pokedex logo, which makes a red light flash on its front. "Huh. Must be camera based. So when you use this app, you'll want to point this-- this eye at a thingy. Like this."

She turns the camera on her shoulder rat, and the device reads out in a smooth, somewhat tinny voice: "Rattata: the Mouse Pokemon. With its incisors, it gnaws through doors and infiltrates people’s homes. Then, with a twitch of its whiskers, it steals whatever food it finds."