For those of you lucky people who happen to be wandering around Olivine City today, pay no attention to the extremely large man near the Pokemon center. He's very busy at the moment, crouched down so he's face to face with a Machop, deep in a serious discussion with the Pokemon.

"So you are my goon, yes?"

(Please read that in exactly the voice you're probably thinking of, the Tom Hardy one, complete with the weird accent.)

"Where is the Legion?"

The Machop is confused, but trying to be helpful. Unfortunately, the big guy here doesn't seem to understand Pokemon language, or that the Pokemon is trying to answer him.

"As a goon, you have been subpar so far. I am very disappointed in you."