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Bane | Harley Quinn (YouTube)
"So you are my goon, yes?"
(Please read that in exactly the voice you're probably thinking of, the Tom Hardy one, complete with the weird accent.)
"Where is the Legion?"
The Machop is confused, but trying to be helpful. Unfortunately, the big guy here doesn't seem to understand Pokemon language, or that the Pokemon is trying to answer him.
"As a goon, you have been subpar so far. I am very disappointed in you."
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His Raboot and Yamper were with him-- Pele had his own cup of Berry Juice, and Wiggles had a Pokeball shaped squeaky toy in his mouth. He squeaked on it relentlessly, but Kazuki was so used to that he didn't even register it anymore. Pele glanced up at Kazuki as if to say, What in the world do they feed that guy?
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The slurping just so happens to fall between Bane's serious discussion with his Machop, and catches his attention. He turns his head--and most of his upper body, look, being super buff sometimes means sacrificing neck mobility--and spots Kazuki. His eyes light up when he spots the bubble tea, and he straightens to his full, looming height and starts swaggering over. Goon the Machop follows in his wake.
"Is that a bubble tea?" Of course it is, even Bane knows that, and while he's not a bubble tea fan, exactly, he knows that places which make bubble tea often make smoothies as well. "Where can I find one for myself?"
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What Bane actually approached him for is so unexpected that it doesn't even register at first. His mouth hangs open for a moment, and Pele stomps on his foot to get him to snap out of it.
"O-oh! They, uh, sell it right over there--" he points a shaking finger at a building with a Bouncesweet on the sign over the door. "They've got all kinds of drinks."
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"Excellent!" Bane reaches over to take Kazuki's arm, hopefully not jostling him too badly. "We shall go! I demand razzmatazz!"
And the barista better spell his name right on the cup, or there will be a reckoning to deal with!
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Meanwhile, Bane has sauntered right up to the counter and slapped his hands on it, making the whole thing shake and the poor barista behind it jump. "Razzmatazz smoothies, please! One for me, Bane, B-A-N-E, and one for..." He glances down at Kazuki. "And what is your name?"
Kazuki is already an honorary goon, in Bane's mind.
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Kazuki's mouth opens to politely refuse-- he just had his own boba, after all-- but he immediately had second thoughts. It would probably be best to go along with things for now, lest he garner Bane's ire and have his skull crushed in-between his passive pecs.
"It's Kazuki," he answers with his voice a pitch higher than it normally is. He and the barista exchange a look as they both wonder if this is a hostage situation.
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Bane notices the Pokemon playing, but he doesn't give it much thought. Goons like to hang out with other goons, after all, so if they're getting to know each other, they'll be better acquainted when it's time for a heist!
"Kazuki." Bane repeats it to the barista, although he doesn't bother trying to spell it. He fishes his wallet out of his belt and randomly tosses some money on the counter.
"Come with me now, Kazuki." Bane heads for a booth in the back of the shop. "Tell me about this place."
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"Uh... You're new?" Kazuki is genuinely surprised this time. Bane looks like someone that could be Rocket top brass-- Not your average troublemaker. "To the whole Pokemon thing, not just the drink shop?"
Re: Bane | Harley Quinn (YouTube)
"I suppose he could be your goon," Steven says with a shrug, looking at the man who's either in cosplay or is a very confused otherworld transplant. He suspects it's the second. "I think the common title is pokemon partner, though. What Legion?"
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He glances up at the man talking to him, then straightens to his full height. The part about Pokemon partner he's just going to ignore, since he didn't understand it; he's got confirmation that this is a goon, and he'll take it. What's surprising is that this guy doesn't know about the Legion.
"The Legion of Dooooooooom!" Bane pronounces it with all appropriate gravitas. "You know, with Lex Luther and Scarecrow and the Penguin and Joshua?"
Joshua Cobblepot isn't a super villain, he's the Penguin's nephew, but he hangs around the Legion offices all the time and so Bane has accepted him as an honorary member.
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"Ah, they don't exist in this world," Steven says. "At least, not currently. They sound like they might be supervillains, yes? I'm afraid that if you're looking for villainy in this world, your main bet is Team Rocket."
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Well, shit. What is he supposed to do with his free time now?
Fortunately, Bane's pain is short-lived, as Steven offers an alternative almost immediately. "Tell me more about this Team Rocket. What kind of villainy do they do?"
And do they need someone who likes blowing things up?
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"Ah, they're the local organized crime?" Steven says after a long moment. "They're-- basically the pokemon mob. They steal pokemon and also whatever else they can get their hands on. They destroyed baseball in Goldenrod City?"
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"Baseball is a fool's sport." Bane says it decisively, nodding when he hears of its destruction. "Football is much better."
Says the guy built like a refrigerator.
"Is Team Rocket taking applications?"
did i forget to mention you were tagging with an actual member of team rocket???
There's definitely room for those on the Team.
"Come with me," he says. "I'll take you to a recruiter."