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[amaure]

THE HOT or NOT MEME!

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Solus zos Galvus aka Emet-Selch | FFXIV

[amaure]

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Re: Solus zos Galvus aka Emet-Selch | FFXIV

[fingersandteeth]

It doesn't matter what you look like. No body is nice enough to override being an objectifying creep, with the uncanny power to make the other person in the room feel like a slab of meat in your presence.

[amaure]

Oh it was a compliment. Scarce is it a fault of mine that you are so easily spooked over aught so harmless.

[fingersandteeth]

No. Just, no. Saying that you thought it was a compliment doesn't invalidate that it made me want crawl out of my skin.

[amaure]

Please, I am as much the fan of drama as the next, but you are truly inflating this to such absurd proportions.

[fingersandteeth]

Screw you.

[amaure]

Is that not the very thing you fear?

[fingersandteeth]

I'm not afraid of you. I'm disgusted with you. There's a goddamn difference.

[amaure]

Name it whatever helps that sore ego of yours, it matters little to me. 'Tis a pity, however, I had thought you better than this. But I suppose by now I should certainly know better.

[fingersandteeth]

Oh buzz off. My worth as a person is not based on how much I'm willing to indulge you in your creepy high-handedness.

[amaure]

Nay, not indulge, but the ability to move past such pettiness. Though I suppose I have dealt with far pettier.

[fingersandteeth]

My God. No. This is only petty to you, because you aren't the one it's being done to.

[amaure]

Wrong again, as I would not be bothered by such insignificant mummery.

[fingersandteeth]

[You know what? Fuck this. He's not going to reply to you. All it does is piss him off more and make him feel emasculated because you are doing all those stupid goddamn things that men do to women who don't smile at them when they tell them to.]

[uber_marionettist]

Call me a hypocrite, but I'm just not into twinks. Not even reformed ones.

Plus, he dresses like a boss fight set at the north pole before the ice caps were melted to raise sea level. Here's a tip: the idea is generally to leave something to the imagination, not everything.

At least what's under all that is worth it... if you have an extra half hour to wait for him to disrobe.

[amaure]

[This is quite a roasting, most of which Solus doesn't even mind, but there is one thing in particular that sticks out to him...]

Forgive me, but "twink?"

[Zodiark save him.]