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"Ultimate Dirk" Strider | Homestuck

[uber_marionettist]

Warning for Dirk in his unders.

[amaure]

...I see.

[That's it. yep.]

[uber_marionettist]

[....]

Problem?

[amaure]

Not quite, nay. I suppose I merely expected a bit...more.

[Big personality, itty bitty body, huh? Though he supposes that fits the stereotype, he really should have expected it.]

Though, that emblem on your shoulder...

[That thing is, uh, sure a thing.]

[uber_marionettist]

If you want more, you're going to have to earn it.

[....]

... but yeah, I've been taller.

I've also been shorter. Take it or leave it.

The ink stays, though.

Call it cultural and personal iconography. A small homage to the last great artistic achievement of the human race, right before the Earth went to shit and took humanity with it to the grave. And I have the distinct honour of being blood relative to the artist.... insamuch as blood was ever involved, which it wasn't.

[amaure]

Oh, please. You are but a boy, hardly worth such labor.

[Well, he knows he's likely older, but still.]

What a veritable array of nonsense you have hoisted upon me, but if you truly thing such is "art" then mayhap I had you pegged wrong.

[uber_marionettist]

'Oh, please' yourself. I just said you're not my type. And I'm not easy. I'm high fucking maintenance. I know that.

But I've also been a three foot tall doll with no genitalia and an extremely handsome, featureless white orb for a head. Age: multiple iterative realities of the same world, and orchestrating the whole thing. And that's just to start.

I think I'm entitled to be fucking picky.

As for the topic of art--which is something of a passion of mine, for the record--an absurd pre-apocalyptic environment engenders a need for an innovative new meaning of "art" as both message and medium. Being intuitively cogent and intellectually indecipherable was part of that. Shit's got layers. Literally. That jpeg artefacting was fully deliberate.

[amaure]

Well, so long as you are aware you are more work than you are rightly worth.

So no mere mortal, but still quite young to one such as myself. I have existed for nigh eternity, and whatever fragmented existences you may have lived ere assuming your current form matters little to me. Especially if one such form was castrated, I am not particularly taken with loins bare of their fruit.

I do suppose your artistic movement did achieve what you claim, for it is naught more than putrid nonsense and a bore to behold. So much is it this, that I could not pretend to find interest in peeling back such layers. Perhaps if it were more sophisticated and pleasing to both the eye and the mind, yet it falls short in both regards.

blah blah blah good thing Dirk loves being pedantic

[uber_marionettist]

Sweet Shitting Christ. You're so highbrow you have a built-in sunshade for looking down your nose at it all, but your reading comprehension sucks shit. I wasn't castrated. Literally no version of me has ever been fucking castrated.

And I didn't invent this 'emblem,' I just inked it. My imitative adolescent efforts to build on his legacy were okay, I guess, but if you're missing something, then I'd say what you're missing is even the barest glimpse of the man's actual genius. This tattoo is but a simple homage, or else just a decontextualised, weird-looking face, painfully authentic and sincere in its message and medium both, and therefore a piss-poor representation of the art of irony.

But it's my ink and my arm, so if it bothers you that much, you can use that mind of yours to recall the location of the door?

a match made in hell

[amaure]

I meant figuratively, not literally. Come now, I expect better than that from you.

Well, whatever the source of such an atrocity matters not, and if this piece of "art" is the proof of this man's genius, then I fear I am uncertain what to make of your own intellect. But I do suppose there is no accounting for taste. Loath as I am to admit my curiosity towards such absurdity.

You overstate my distaste, it is indeed unpleasing to the eye, but one can simply ignore it all the same.

[and yet he DIDN'T.]

Re: "Ultimate Dirk" Strider | Homestuck

[fingersandteeth]

Fairly nice to look at, if a bit young. The tattoo is a little ridiculous. Loses points for retrograde opinions on what one's preferred sexual positions say about them.

[uber_marionettist]

I believe that what a person does says something about them. I don't apologise for that.

What you call that something is up to you. Character? Personality? Temperament? Take your pick.

But if you don't like what your actions say about you, there's an easy fix. And getting mad at the messenger ain't it.

[fingersandteeth]

Dirk. No. Whether or not you prefer to top or bottom has absolutely nothing to do with any of that. It's just the kind of sex you like.

[uber_marionettist]

Keep telling yourself that. Believing in a thing hard enough is Earth C's number one method for making it slightly less fake.

Sure, it doesn't fucking work, but it's very popular.

[fingersandteeth]

And this is why I'd never sleep with you, no matter how much you work out.

[asmywitness]

Manlet trying to be twunk.

[uber_marionettist]

Don't recall a height restriction on that label, man. But hey, compared to you? At least I'm trying.

[asmywitness]

[BITCH REALLY]

Thought you'd be more articulate than going straight for the fat jokes, but you do you.

I can do this because it's a meme :'> whoopsie?

[uber_marionettist]

Hey, watch the language. My best friend is

....

Back when I had fucking time for friends... my best friend was fat. She's also objectively the hottest MILF on Earth C. It just so happens you ain't her. Don't take it so personal.