Meme time

[rollstoseduce]

The game is simple, really. Two truths, one lie. Can anyone guess which one is which?

» POST with your muse and their two truths and one lie.
» RESPOND to others guessing which is which.
» HAVE FUN calling people out!

If your character isn't the type to play these games you can say Arceus made them do it.

Comments

Jaskier | The Witcher (Netflix)

[rollstoseduce]

1. Wound suturing is how I learned to sew.
2. I've accidentally swallowed monster guts.
3. The first instrument I've ever played was the harp.

Re: Jaskier | The Witcher (Netflix)

[fingersandteeth]

I'm going to guess 3. Not that I doubt you play a harp, just that it might not have been your first instrument.

[rollstoseduce]

And that would be incorrect! The harp was indeed the first instrument I put my tiny young hands on.

[fingersandteeth]

The first, then?

(I imagine it's very easy to swallow monster guts by accident, which is why that's my last choice.)

[rollstoseduce]

[Huff!] How can you consider it EASY to swallow monster guts by accident! His hair shouldn't have been anywhere near my ale in the first place!

[Translation: Steven is correct this time.]

Claudia Kishi | The Baby-Sitters Club

[ohmylord]

1. My older sister has the highest IQ in Connecticut.
2. I was the vice-president of a successful babysitting business at age twelve.
3. I broke my arm due to a stupid prank some kid pulled.

Greg Universe | Steven Universe

[cometkin]

1. Technically I'm a millionaire.
2. I've spent about two decades living in my van.
3. I've never been in outer space.

Akane Tendou | Ranma ½

[uncutetomboy]

1. I was kidnapped by weird Chinese people four times in one year.
2. I'm on the Furinkan High Swim Team.
3. I once fought the Orochi.

Steven Durante | World of Darkness OC

[fingersandteeth]

1. My grandmother taught me how to cook.
2. I once helped steal a historical artifact from a French museum for the purpose of summoning ghosts.
3. I was ejected by force from the 2016 Republican National Convention.

[rollstoseduce]

I'm going to say three, because you were ejected from another place or in another year?

[fingersandteeth]

Oh no, that one's completely true. It's a long story and it involves being impersonated by a sentient pile of garbage for three years, but suffice to say, I very much deserved it by the end and I have zero regrets.

[rollstoseduce]

A detail about the second one, then! I cannot help the feeling the first one is a trap.

[fingersandteeth]

Oh no, the second one happened too.

It was my mentor who taught my how to cook. My grandmother was only interested in teaching my baby sister.

[rollstoseduce]

Ah, of course, got to train your granddaughter for when she gets married. [His tone is clearly sarcastic.] My sympathies.

[fingersandteeth]

She and my grandfather have an old fashioned idea of gender roles, yes.

It's fine. I know how to now.

[vrdantwind]

1. I've been tied to and dragged by a horse before.

2. I have a horse named Wyvern and a wyvern named Horse.

3. I've been poisoned 6 times.

[rollstoseduce]

I shall say two, because I want to believe that with your sense of style you're able to pick better names than that.

[vrdantwind]

You'd be right! But that's only because my wyvern is named Horse in a different language.

To be fair, it's not a lack of style - it was mostly just to be contrary. [Says Claude 'Today I Will Cause Problems On Purpose' von Riegan.] The looks I get from people about it are hilarious.

[rollstoseduce]

[That look that he's mentioning is probably the one Jaskier is wearing right now. Claude, please.]

I never thought I'd find someone who could top Geralt's choice of ride names, but congratulations, my friend, you've taken that crown.

[vrdantwind]

I assure you, the look on your face robs me of all regrets.