March - April Test Drive Meme

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➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!

NOT SURE WHERE TO BEGIN YOUR TEST-DRIVE JOURNEY?
CHECK OUT ALL THE LOCATIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE IN:

JOHTO | KANTO | SEVII ISLANDS

Feel free to make various prompts in multiple locations!

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OTHER USEFUL LINKS:
NAVIGATION | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

Comments

[songstressedout]

Huh!? My fortune!? I don't want my fortune from someone who tried to swindle a 14-year-old girl!

[ Repeating what's been stated but... yeah, it wasn't doing anything great for his credibility. She wasn't sure if 'smacks' was some kind of slang for money or he was offering to let her smack him 600 more times, but she frankly didn't care. ]

[mystake]

I didn't try to swindle you! I have a legitimate business, yeah?!

[And... Hagakure actually looks pissed now. It's almost impressive how quickly his emotions can swing from one extreme to the next, but now he's glaring up at Yuzu from the ground.]

I've seen your future, and it says you're going to come across a lot of hardships on your journey! [Whether he's speaking the truth or not... she will never know.] I'd be careful of caves if I were you!! My prediction accuracy is thirty percent, you know!

[songstressedout]

[ Watch me have Yuzu experience unnecessary levels of trouble in the first cave she enters. Why? Because it would be funny.

A legitimate business... yeah, as if. ]

Really? It looks to me like the only one really experiencing hardships is you right now.

[ Sure, traveling was new, but it wasn't that hard. She'd get used to it... eventually. In any case, the sudden shift in emotion has done nothing for her opinion of this guy. ]

In any case, I don't care if you have an accuracy rate of thirty percent or even zero percent. Touch me again and you'll be in for an entirely new world of pain!

[ Translation: She can and will aim lower. ]

[mystake]

What's a little skinship between friends, eh? Friends!

[Hagakure is probably not in the best position to argue, but does he care? Absolutely not.

Surprisingly, he's still on the ground too, as if getting up really isn't his priority right now.]

And friends help each other out when they're going through hardships! I predicted and warned you of your future... and you'll lend me some cash, yeah? I promise I'll pay ya back!

[songstressedout]

We AREN'T friends! I don't even know your name! And I didn't ask you to predict my future, you did that yourself! You're lucky I'm not reporting you for sexual harassment or something!

[ Actually... maybe she should? Actually, she doesn't know how to do that in this world. Hagakure can consider himself lucky. ]

[mystake]

S-S-Sexual harassment?!

[Oh, they're both yelling? They're both yelling in the middle of the street right now.]

Don't discount my manliness so much, yeah?! I'd never hit on a kid, especially not a flat-chested one!

[As he says this, he points an accusing finger directly towards Yuzu's chest.]

[songstressedout]

[ Yuzu gasps, sucking in air sharply. Her face is suddenly bright red... both out of the inherent embarrassment coming from her chest being brought up, and the sheer unbridled rage that is about to be unleashed. ]

EXCUSE ME!?!?

[ As she says that, without any warning, she's already kicking him as hard as she can... and she's aiming low this time. No mercy whatsoever for this guy.

It'll also be followed up with a good few additional kicks to anywhere else for good measure, before... ]

PERV!! CREEP!! SCUM!! THE WORST!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON RICE!!

[ And with another kick for good measure, she storms off, absolutely fuming. ]

Flat-chested!? The nerve...!

[ Congratulations, Hagakure... you are now officially the first person to experience 100% unfiltered Yuzu rage. ]