Uh, yeah, the fact that it's mine makes it ten times more awesome than anybody else's. That's a legendary duck, Rhys!
Crap, I meant 'dick'. Friggin autocorrect.
I take back what I said about you being Prince of the Prudebegas. You're god damned Galactic Emperor of Prudebegas. You are the prudiest prude that ever needed smelling salts over hearing the word 'orgasm'. Your levels of discomfort and weirdness regarding penises is the kind of things psychologists write multi-part journals on. Are you getting the message here, cupcake? YOU HAVE ISSUES!
Sure. Fine. How about my junk gets to know something you put your face on?
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Crap, I meant 'dick'. Friggin autocorrect.
I take back what I said about you being Prince of the Prudebegas. You're god damned Galactic Emperor of Prudebegas. You are the prudiest prude that ever needed smelling salts over hearing the word 'orgasm'. Your levels of discomfort and weirdness regarding penises is the kind of things psychologists write multi-part journals on. Are you getting the message here, cupcake? YOU HAVE ISSUES!
Sure. Fine. How about my junk gets to know something you put your face on?