thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2016-11-12 06:47 am (UTC)

I dunno, maybe the next time you see another dude's dick, you'll react like a sane person.

Oh, there's no way that elaborate pixel pet told you everything. I've been married twice, I've had more than one girlfriend, and that doesn't even cover the literal hundreds of flings and one night stands I've had.

You wanna hear about the contortionist twins, Rhys?

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