Can we talk about the police here for a second? I'm dying to talk about the police here. Because, like, I'm not the only one who can see something is up here, right? I know this world is pretty fucking bonkers, but seriously? They are all identical. All of them. What is up with that? Magic isn't supposed to be real here, but that has got to be some sort of illusion magic. Or a really fucking up Mirror Image spell. Or something. (I wish Adaine was here. She is much better than me at this arcane stuff.) Are they even all individual people? Are they all connected to some sort of hive mind? If I tell something to one of them, will they all know it? Has anyone tested any of this?
---
Text
First let me say that this is entirely hypothetical.
Can pokemon drink coffee? If yes, how many cups is too many cups of coffee? Is it more than five?
Again, purely hypothetically speaking.
---
Action
[Today, we find ourselves in a park in a city. Which park and which city? Unimportant. It could be any park and city. What is important is the coffee kiosk -- it's one of those mobile ones, the sort that exists to sell okay-ish (at best) coffee to travellers on the go, in those little disposable cups that always seem to end up in the gutter rather than the trash.
The little kiosk is probably green. They are always green.
A boy is standing in front of the kiosk, frowning mightily up (and up; he's barely four and half feet tall) at the current bane of his existence. The boy is wearing a proper suit-and-vest along with a flat cap on his head. A Yungoos stands at his side, mirroring its trainer's frown, also wearing an identical (though even smaller) flat cap. You have a feeling they are definitely both gunning for a professional look here, but have both rolled a nat-one on this one.]
Riz Gukgak | Fantasy High
Can we talk about the police here for a second?
I'm dying to talk about the police here.
Because, like, I'm not the only one who can see something is up here, right?
I know this world is pretty fucking bonkers, but seriously?
They are all identical.
All of them.
What is up with that?
Magic isn't supposed to be real here, but that has got to be some sort of illusion magic.
Or a really fucking up Mirror Image spell.
Or something.
(I wish Adaine was here.
She is much better than me at this arcane stuff.)
Are they even all individual people?
Are they all connected to some sort of hive mind?
If I tell something to one of them, will they all know it?
Has anyone tested any of this?
---
Text
First let me say that this is entirely hypothetical.
Can pokemon drink coffee?
If yes, how many cups is too many cups of coffee?
Is it more than five?
Again, purely hypothetically speaking.
---
Action
[Today, we find ourselves in a park in a city. Which park and which city? Unimportant. It could be any park and city. What is important is the coffee kiosk -- it's one of those mobile ones, the sort that exists to sell okay-ish (at best) coffee to travellers on the go, in those little disposable cups that always seem to end up in the gutter rather than the trash.
The little kiosk is probably green. They are always green.
A boy is standing in front of the kiosk, frowning mightily up (and up; he's barely four and half feet tall) at the current bane of his existence. The boy is wearing a proper suit-and-vest along with a flat cap on his head. A Yungoos stands at his side, mirroring its trainer's frown, also wearing an identical (though even smaller) flat cap. You have a feeling they are definitely both gunning for a professional look here, but have both rolled a nat-one on this one.]
Seriously? You are not going to sell me a coffee?