[ The woman on the screen appears human.... because she is! Born and raised. Though she has plenty of friends back home, and here, who aren't/weren't, so she understands some of what this new guy might be going through. ]

Sorry your species got changed on you. It's really gross how humanocentric this plane of reality is.

[ Also how anti-magic. It all sucks, really. ]

Why would you say that the canine Pokemon is ironic?