This Geodude, apparently. I startled him a little bit. [And he feels bad about it, even if he couldn't help being startled himself. C'mon. Most things with giant buff arms also have legs.]

He's got some caretakers out looking for him. They've been looking for a while. He spooks really easily.

[He moves away from the porch, sitting cross-legged in this stranger's yard as he contemplates how to help the little guy.] I tried to get ahold of them but they must be on the other side of town by now. And I don't want to lose track of where he's at.