Ha, yeah, like. Weird, right? Woo, there's easier ways to get kids if you really want 'em, lady.

[The tone is far too casual for someone just kidnapped across multiple dimensions, though the constant fidgeting with her pack straps- tugging and readjusting them, and just generally kind of gripping at them a little too tightly may belie some stress.]

Check a war zone or something like a normal person, there's tons of free kids just running around trying to live and junk. Give 'em a place to live and they can do stuff for you, win-win.