HELL YES SHE CAN, that would be absolutely hilarious and she would love to inflict it on him and watch him gasp in horror as someone puts beautiful organic apples into a blender with cheez-wiz and condensed clam chowder.

I really loved their thread too! Heather is a certified Knowledgeable Old Fart (tm) at this point so she's pretty good at offering reassuring (or... not so reassuring) advice for people who aren't used to their magical technicolor animals yet.