TEST DRIVE - NOVEMBER & DECEMBER

[indigo_league]

➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!

NOT SURE WHERE TO BEGIN YOUR TEST-DRIVE JOURNEY?
CHECK OUT ALL THE LOCATIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE IN:

JOHTO | KANTO | SEVII ISLANDS

Feel free to make various prompts in multiple locations!

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Comments

rebecca | netflix's cyberpunk: edgerunners (SPOILERS FOR END SERIES)

[drubbed]

NETWORK

aight so i got this concrete noodle to beat the shit out of these buffed up ring chums that's cool and all
but y'all gotta tell me where're the big guns or w/e tf
the canon creeturs
high caliber ammonals
things that go out with a bang ya feel me?
names rebecca i'm from the future
didn't think flatlining would send ppl to the stone age
but hey you get paid for superpowered cockfights i can dig it

ACTION/NETWORK - CHERRYGROVE CITY (cw: alcohol)

[ this has got to be, like. the calmest, most untouched universe in the history of forever. rebecca is impressed and almost feels like the odd one out when it's just . . . so calm. you don't have to pay taxes to keep a pet. there's actually nature around here. and you get free healthcare for you and your choom? that's fucking bananas.

now, living under normal societal norms are a huge reach. when all you've known is the outlaw life, getting a jenny's attention may come by pretty quick, but luckily— rebecca has no guns, and all her chrome is offline. ugh.

since a box of beer is actually cheap, she'll grab one of those and take to the beach. like. there's an actual beach. she's a swimmer class trainer, dawning nothing but a bikini, a jacket and boots, but she's not actually a swimmer. she keeps to the sand which feels . . . strange? but good between her toes, even if sand gets everywhere. but drinking alone mega sucks. taking the pokegear, she flips on the network and taps the tip of her bottle against the screen. ]

Ayo, who wants to party like there ain't no tomorrow?

[ she's lonely. ]

network

[provillainmove]

That's not how the game works. You have to start out with the little crap cute weak ones and then murder your way to something cooler.

Take your little monster, and go look for some other little monster to beat the crap out of. Rinse and repeat until it grows or you find something better. Some guy should teach you how to stuff the things into their little travel containers once you cripple them enough to make them submit.

If that isn't doing it fast enough find some kid with a lot of bugs and kill all his bugs and take his money, it makes them grow faster.

[drubbed]

yo i don’t care if they small an cute they’ll still kick ass like me
and rocky here’s humungus
what im getting at is
WHERE are the ones that look like power shotguns???
i miss my mark vs life just ain’t the same without em

[provillainmove]

You're not listening. That's not how these games work unless you have cheat codes and if you had those we wouldn't be texting right now. Do what I said, and you'll find them.

[drubbed]

[ she just. stares for a good long while at the screen. ]

ok, info bro?
you trippin on a brain dance or what?
i ain’t lookin for no tutorials or cheat sheets YOU ain’t readin right

[provillainmove]

[It takes a while for the next response.]

Let me spell it out differently for you since apparently you're an idiot. You want pokemon that don't look like adorable little puffs. Guns, right? Or maybe a bomb or something more 'low tech' than a fire breathing dragon.

All the cool monsters take time to get to and learn how to catch unless you got cheats. You're not going to trip on one right outside of Pallet Town. If you want an actual gun you can stuff up your skirt you're out of luck they don't exist in this game. You want a monster that does it for you, go grind levels and quit bitching.

If that's still too much for you to figure out, figure it out on your own, you're hopeless alongside being an idiot.

[drubbed]

crawl back to the tight asshole you came from and get off my thick ass DICK, YOU ILLITERATE ASSCLOWN

[provillainmove]

[If this message is ever actually read, there's no response to it over the course of the next couple days.]