Oh kitten...there's so many answers to that, I don't even know where to start!
[Jack laughs and claps Rhys on the shoulder.]
I mean you're this big badass who's done all this surprisingly impressive stuff on Pandora, but you turn into a nervous wreck over the most mundane things! I can just give you the right look, and you're a mess! You've got the strangest bedroom double standards - I mean, I know what the inside of your mouth tastes like, but you still freak out if I mention anything close to sex. You're brilliant but you've got the common sense of a Pandoran house brick...
But no, no, ya know I love ya!
[Weirdness and all. And really, Jack could keep going. Rhys is one of a kind. Thank god. He doesn't think he could deal with two of them. One can be trying enough, depending what kind of mood the younger guy's in.]
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[Jack laughs and claps Rhys on the shoulder.]
I mean you're this big badass who's done all this surprisingly impressive stuff on Pandora, but you turn into a nervous wreck over the most mundane things! I can just give you the right look, and you're a mess! You've got the strangest bedroom double standards - I mean, I know what the inside of your mouth tastes like, but you still freak out if I mention anything close to sex. You're brilliant but you've got the common sense of a Pandoran house brick...
But no, no, ya know I love ya!
[Weirdness and all. And really, Jack could keep going. Rhys is one of a kind. Thank god. He doesn't think he could deal with two of them. One can be trying enough, depending what kind of mood the younger guy's in.]