Test drive meme - July & August

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➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!

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[insidescoop]

[Longggggg coffee sip, with a pepper red blush ignore that, IGNORE IT, HER WIFE IS ALREADY LAUGHING-

The mug clanks on the desk.]

....Have you heard of 'isekai'.

[textbookcase]

You mean the furniture store the newspapers were all talking about a few years ago? They sell clothes too...?

Either way, sister, I don't think this is Philly we're in.

[insidescoop]

[Taking a sip again....] Eh, I had a feeling it was a long shot...

[Waving her hand, Carly shakes her head.] It's a Japanese word! A genre, actually. For any comic, movie, what-have-you where the protagonists are put in another world!

Normally one that's sort of like a video game, which is why we all have that background music going on.

[textbookcase]

Oh! So that's not just in my head, then? Huh, neat... So, what, this is some kinda other world with its own soundtrack? How'd we get here?

[insidescoop]

Nope!~

Can't blame you for thinking it was though, because the locals do noooooooot have the BGM at all! Got a note from my supervisors telling me not to bother asking even, yeesh... [she mutters, barely audible behind the coffee.]

As for the how, I guess....the god of this place or whatever? Arceus? Gives out presents at Christmas, it's pretty wild. Oooh~ But on the bright side, it's a lot nicer here!~ I mean I woke up and suddenly had health care coverage! Imagine that~

[textbookcase]

A kidnapper god who gives captives presents on the holiday? Well now I know I'm not dreaming, at least, ya can't make this stuff up! What a twisted kind of Santy Claus.

Kinda cool, really. Plus, it's hard to beat health care coverage, I know how pricey that can be, if you're paying. Everybody here get that?

[insidescoop]

I'll do you one better- Santa's real too! Gets everyone going in a Secret Santa every year and actually helps deliver the stuff, really wild.

But we sure do! Kinda wish I knew that before my first job here but eh... [What was that?? It was a bit muffled by the ice coffee.] Honestly, the place runs like a kid's game; so relative utopia is the name of the game, and it's not too shabby~!

[textbookcase]

No kiddin'? Well hey, can't say I blame the guy for outsourcing by having people pick the gifts for each other. Just doing the deliveries must take a load off the job! Maybe if Santa didn't have to do all'a the work, the whole thing could be real back home too!

But you know, a utopia doesn't sound bad or anything, but... Does it get boring?

[insidescoop]

None at all! Really threw me when I first got here, lemme tell yah!

[Santa might need more delibird to pull something like that off too. But eh!]

Heheheheeee....ooooh, it would if it was a boring Utopia sure, but health benefits and good pay just means we can focus on the shenanigans, y'know~?

Like having your party crashed by three giant birds demanding contests~

[A pause, and.]

We were on an airship at the time.

[textbookcase]

[A little sputter of laughter.]

Those do sound like some exciting shenannygins... What kinda contests were they?

[insidescoop]

Oooooh they were great- and useless, we didn't get anything worthwhile at all of course- honestly calling all of them contests is a stretch, the one bird just wanted everyone to spill their deepest darkest secrets in front of everyone...

But it cheered up a partly mute kid a whole lot! ...I mean apparently his greatest desire is to murder, but at least he was happy to let the world know!

[WAO!]

Let me think...the other one was a foot race....and I think the last one just wanted a good tussle. And both sound simple sure, but those two did not play fair!