Test drive meme - July & August

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➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!

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Comments

Goldenrod

[splosionreckoning]

Harley!

[Oh god, what is this? What even is this monstrosity? What absolute idiot let Bane get ahold of one of those Revaroom car Pokemon, and then let him trick it out? Who would do such a thing?]

[It doesn't matter. Bane is tearing down the street after Harley, standing on a bright yellow Revaroom that is, somehow, blasting the shittiest, most bass heavy music possible and filling the air with exhaust. Did he paint flames on the side of this Pokemon? Does a Ursaring crap in the woods?]

Harley!

[Bane is grinning and waving, absolutely delighted by this turn of events.]

Harley! Let us rain down our vengeance on this world of Pokemon! We can rebuild the Legion of Doom!

[textbookcase]

[Harley knows Bane first and foremost by reputation, but you don't run with the supervillain crowd in Gotham City and not get a little familiar with everyone, for better or worse. Still, the familiarity is passing enough that nothing strikes Harley as too odd here at first... Especially since she is mostly just-- Not thrilled to see someone from home! She groans as she comes to a stop.]

No, Banesy, I ain't doin' that kinda-- Wait, what Legion of Doom?

[splosionreckoning]

[Harley is wearing her dorky outfit, but hey, maybe she doesn't want to burn in the sun here. Bane can respect that. Sun protection is important!]

You've forgotten the Legion?

[Hold on hold on HOLD ON. Bane pulls up next to her, his stupid hotrod Pokemon blatting and growling. How did he get a glasspack muffler on a Pokemon? A mystery for the ages. Next he'll figure out how to equip it with hydraulics so it can bounce up and down.]

Harley, Lex Luthor made you a member! You had an office next to mine. I brought you a doughnut once.

[He fought to keep those other assholes away from the last bearclaw for Harley. F O U G H T.]

[textbookcase]

Lex Luthor as in LexCorp? And me, working in an office? Okay, see, now I know you're talking crazy. And let's face it, I've got an authority on that subject.

[Even as she voices her confusion, Harley has to get a bit of a closer look at his Pokemon, though. It's very cool, although even Harley thinks Bane's is looking kinda tacky. (Kinda?) Plus, let's face it: All Pokemon are precious babies to Harley Quinn, and she flashes this one a grin before looking up at Bane, puzzled.]

What happened, did the Bat's little birdie kick you right in the head?

[splosionreckoning]

[Let's face it, Bane's Pokemon car is awesome. They all know Harley is admiring it and thinking about how she can get one of her own. Hers won't be as cool as Bane's, although he will help her paint flames on the sides if she asks.]

[Hell, he might even sneak over and take it upon himself to bestow her Pokemon car with flames. All cars are better with flames and glasspack mufflers.]

What? No, I haven't seen the Bat in awhile.

[The Bat has been busy with other things, Bane assumes.]

Yes, you know Lex. He recruited you! You and Ivy.

[A pause.]

Ivy doesn't come into the office. She doesn't answer emails, either.

[And Bane sends Ivy the choicest dank memes.]

[textbookcase]

Look, I can believe you about Ivy not coming into an office. She's definitely more of a greenhouse kinda gal... But I ain't got a clue about the rest of it, Bane.

[splosionreckoning]

The two of you live at the old mall.

[He's barged in a couple of times. It's no big deal, he left when they yelled at him and told him to go. This is what he gets for being social, gosh!]

That is... disappointing. I need someone to go with me on heists.

[textbookcase]

[She sighs.]

Look, it's like I told you, I'm not looking to go on some kinda crime spree in this place. I'm takin' a little break.

[splosionreckoning]

Why?

[Not wanting to commit crimes? Does not compute!]

Are you trying to be [he scrunches up his face like he just ate something gross] a hero?

[textbookcase]

Aw, shut up with that, would ya? Of course not!

[She crosses her arms and turns away. How offensive a suggestion!]

I just wanna take it easy here. Maybe not be runnin' away from the law at every turn? Doesn't sound too bad, does it?

[splosionreckoning]

Oh!

[Oh okay, now Bane gets it!]

You're taking time for yourself! Good for you, Harley. Have you thought about making a vision board?