[ See. He's not even being needlessly prissy here, this is a real dilemma. ]

I guess a spirit might make sense. Wish it would leave me alone, to be honest...

[ He's seen ice monsters so a garbage monster isn't... impossible. Just weird. Like, why does it like him so much? We know why, Hans. ]

Do you think I can request a different starter or something? I didn't choose this. It... smells.

[ He would honestly shrug it off but he's not gonna be mean on camera. He'll just. Pick it up by the ears and put it back on the ground. ]

You see why I wouldn't mind a trade.