ohmyarceus | NEW YEAR, NEW TFLN

1: WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?

2: Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party.

3: I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.

1: you know this is NOT how i pictured my life would be when i was younger and yet here we are

2: we need to borrow someone's rockruff just so we can non-creepily go to the department store and watch all the other dog pokemon take photos with santa

3: please tell me youre the one making all the weird noise in the yard...

[Lovingly rendered in all caps for your enjoyment.]

1: VACUUM THE PLACE BEFORE YOU GO OUT OF TOWN THERE ARE RANDOM GLITTER COCKS EVERYWHERE

2: I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT

3: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME READ BAD FURRY SEXTS.

1: glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory

2: i can count on 1 hand the number of good things that happened over the past year

3: just found 1000 pokedollars on the ground. hope ur lookin to feast tonight

1. only i would get off to receiving death threats online

2. I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.

3. COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!

4. Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.

Edited 2017-01-06 06:05 (UTC)

1. shuld i apoligyz 2 him 4 saying i wanted 2 PUNCH him in the FAYSE as i was diging thru the trash??? ?????

2. and now i welcom the swet embrayse of deth

3. i dont need inspyrashonal kwotes! if iym going 2 b motivayted, it will b by angr and spyte.

4. u got to do what u got to do.... lyk how i got to go owt in the rain 2 get chiken nugets.......... i just GOT to..

Edited 2017-01-06 06:08 (UTC)

1. I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.

2. My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"

3. Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with. I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword.

4. Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my Murkrow as she devoured a single macaroni

If this is referring to Henry, I am not surprised.

There's nothing wrong with that

....that's hardly helpful. Or terribly surprising. But there isn't just ONE junkyard.

if I knew which junkyard it was I would have told you!

I know, right? I'm still picking glitter out of my ass crack

I'm. Honestly impressed and terrified. But I don't know if this was meant for me.

see that sounds like a challenge

we've gotta find out for science

The toaster oven.

Do I have to go...?

[ A few moments pass, then- ]

I thought you had a dog-like pokemon?

do you know how much toast this house goes through??

we needed another one

the old one finally just caught fire

1: I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about about 4 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on. What did you do.

2: My friends just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.

3: I then proceeded to tell my date how good of a cook I was and put raw cookie dough in the bag of chips.

4: we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"

It is as a matter of fact

and you know what, I just tried some and he is entirely right

these peas ARE fucking delightful

Are you also high.

FUCK

hit the wrong number, sorry

but for the record

now you know who to call if you ever need someone taken care of with a crowbar, or a sword, or nutmeg. or all three.

if we get put in jail Lust is gonna kill us

I've never been there so. I'll take your word for it. Wait. They can just catch fire?

No harm done. Really. ... But can I ask about the nutmeg?

_{[HEY making fun of her brother is only fun when it's to people OTHER than his would-be murderer. THEN she has to stay on Henry's side!]}

you don't need to be high to appreciate these sweet, sweet peas

_{[Even if it means sounding high.]}

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