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_{[Those are questions that even people who are 'here' for a long time can't figure out. JUST ENJOY YOUR FREE THERAPY ANIMALS.]

[But apparently, another curious side effect of this place has been performed on Wrath's EGO, because it sure is trippin'.]

[He barks out a laugh, tossing his hair-- which looks... KIND of brushed? For once? Someone clearly had a go at it with a comb, anyway.]}

I don't bargain with losers!

Anyway, that's not how things are decided in this place.

If you want me to tell you anything, you have to battle me.

It's the rules.

_{[The Trubbish nods, making its entire body jiggle. MMHM, yup, those are the rules, all right!]}

[Who wrote these rules? And how does Wrath manage to look more and less like a feral animal, at the same time?

Ed's eyes narrow at Wrath's words, wishing he'd had more time to read up on all this before being interrupted. For all he knew, Wrath was making that "rule" up, but even if he was Ed was well aware that he wasn't going to back down just because his idea of the rules didn't match with reality.

It's hard to play by the rules when you don't know what they are, and he felt even more lost in this place than the world beyond the Gate.]

What rules?

[He might just be a little too annoyed to keep his composure, after all. Which, of course, means he doesn't notice the ponyta come up to his side until it practically bumps into him, watching Wrath carefully as if ready to step in on its own accord.]

_{[Wrath's just special like that. No amount of store-bought clothing will ever manage to fully make him NOT look like he was pulled out a burrow somewhere.]}

The rules.

God, you'd think an alchemist like you would be real careful about following rules after what happened.

_{[Leave it to a Homunculus to rub that in. Got enough dramatic italics in that sentence, Wrath?]}

[Okay, all this nonsense about rules was annoying enough, but now he's just being rude about it. Still, Ed manages to keep his cool. Go ahead, Wrath try and rile him up, it's almost a relief to find something familiar in his life for a change - especially after being completely uprooted again, and this time for no apparent reason.

Playing cool and distant only worked so long for Ed, but he was still trying very hard not to let this whole situation get to him.]

Yeah, well I'd know more about these rules if I wasn't interrupted every time I tried to figure them out!

_{[Expecting Wrath not to be rude is like asking a dog not to eat a chunk of raw steak dropped on the ground in front of it. ENTIRELY POSSIBLE with proper instruction and reinforcement, but OTHERWISE A HOPELESS EFFORT]}

Weren't you Elrics always best and hands-on learning?

I challenge you to a Pokemon battle.

_{[A sentence delivered with the exact same dramatic gravitas that Wrath would normally say "I'm gonna kill you and take your limbs."]

[The Trubbish nods enthusiastically and squares its nasty tentacles into the rough approximation of fists... only to deflate when Wrath looks back down at it and goes--]}

--no, Hungry, not with you. You squish too easily and you'll just get stepped on. You should stand back.

_{[Another, more resigned nod from the Trubbish. :T IT'S TRUE. It waddles a short distance away.]}

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oh crap THAT'S A LOT OF ACCOUNTS

I might, maybe, have a lot of AUs

FMA breeds AUs like bunnies honestly.

Terrible AUs. AUs that breed other AUs.

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