sufficientlyadvancdsporks: (guys no)
Hunk ([personal profile] sufficientlyadvancdsporks) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2017-07-21 11:06 am (UTC)

Hunk | Voltron: Legendary Defender

[Network]
Little red light's universal for recording, right? Guys? Hello?

[A concerned young man in what might be armor peers out onto the network. Must be new arrival day in New Bark.]

Shiro, Pidge, Lance, any of you guys out there? It's Hunk.

I'm okay, I think, but good news and bad news. Bad news is, I lost the Yellow Lion. I've got no idea where that wormhole spit me out, there's at least one human here but she's crazy and locked me out, a-a-a-and if this thing is actually a communicator I've got no idea who or where it's actually broadcasting to.

Good news is... there's. There's no good news, sorry.

[There's a low, gravelly rumble from somewhere off-screen. Hunk freezes just a little, eyes darting to one side like he's trying to look over his shoulder without actually turning his head.]

...oh. And there's this. Boulder rhino thing following me. ...It's kind of terrifying. Like a lot.


[Action]
-and that should be good to just simmer for a while.

[It's evening on the early routes of Johto, and Hunk has managed to procure, from somewhere in New Bark, a camping pot; currently full of bubbling, aromatic liquid.]

[A Rhyhorn is settled down opposite Hunk, eyeing the pot dully.]


Not my best work, but considering what's available it should be pretty good. Too bad we couldn't find any wild tubers, I MISS potatoes. But once we reach town we'll really be able to- hey, hey!

[Earlier fear forgotten, Hunk swats at the Rhyhorn with a ladle as it steps forward to try dipping its massive snout into the pot.]

Not til it's done, dude! It's a stew, you gotta let it reduce for the flavors to really blend. Trust me.

[The Rhyhorn lets out a disgruntled rumble of a growl, but settles back down.]

Don't gimme that, dude, I'm waiting too. ...Fine, here. Have a Berry, I'm not sure what else to do with these yet.

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