TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT: IT'S BEEN TOO LONG

[11121_assumption]

You know this game! Simply grab some texts from TFLN, post em, and reply to the weird messages other characters are sending out! Or use wildcards to send specific (still weird) messages to friends!

HAVE FUN!

Comments

Noctis

[thenightsky]

1. I'm at the pokemon center, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid

2. no you cant smoke seaweed

3. Im pretty sure breakfast booze is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it

4. We named our party play list daddy issues

5. [Text him!]

4 (they were all tempting tho)

[rambling_runner]

Okay u need to tell me what tracks u got on this playlist cos I bet I can add some awesome additions

do you have 'under pressure' by queen? Cos that NEEDS to be on there.

fffffffffffff

[thenightsky]

I've never heard that song before.

I have a feeling anything you recommend I won't know and vice versa.

Jinx

[badluckbabe]

(a) I am singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived.

(b) I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"

(c) Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.

(d) How are you and your magical vagina doing today?

(e) Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.

(f) [Text her]

D - MISFIRED TEXT??

[rambling_runner]

Me and my magical vagina are doing pretty well, along with my mundane dick. How are you and your magical body parts doing?

HA!

[badluckbabe]

ASDGASG THAT WAS MEANT FOR DIANA!!!!

[A few moments pass]

THEY ARE FINE THANK YOU FOR ASKING!

Gaige the Mechromancer

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

(a) Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?

(b) Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?

(c) like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello

(d) Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?

(e)They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.

(f) [Text her]

C

[notvaljean]

before I agree, I have two questions

what's a bikini and what's jello?

sorry not sorry

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

U poor deprived child.

[A few minutes later she sends him A picture. ]

That's a Bikini. People wear them to go swimming, sunbathe and show off their totally hot bods.

Poison Ivy

[toxicodendron_isley]

1. Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

2. I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.

3. I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.

4. Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes

5. Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story

6. You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.

7. [Text her!]

5

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

OK sure. I can go with that. But like...you gotta look the owners in the face eventually right?

You may not have to talk to them but I imagine that parts hard to ignore.

3

[badluckbabe]

Which frankly? I'm kind of honored to count myself in that group. I dunno how many people have had your nipples in their mouth but I imagine there's some quality control choices being made so I must have done something right.

Diana

[keep_surviving]

1. i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch

2. I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.

3. He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?

4. All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me

5. Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.

6. All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.

7. 1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.

7. [Text her!]

NSFW!

[keep_surviving]

Diana is 16 and sexually active. I understand some people may find that a little squick so I'll put them here instead;

1. Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS

2. i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.

3. It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.

NSFW 3

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

I mean...I love math but a glorious ass is impossible to deny.

Gimmie the deetz gurl!

4

[11121_assumption]

Yes. I then threw the pizza onto the fire. You took great offense at that.

[keep_surviving]

omg! i remember tht! how cud u? D8

6

[badluckbabe]

I wouldn't be surprised if it worked.

Did it work?

[keep_surviving]

i mean im pretty sure it did?

Walter Sullivan

[11121_assumption]

1) Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
2) After last night, I've never embraced death so much in my life.
3) I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
4) Pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. Overkill is nothing but a word. There will be blood.

5) Text him

1

[keep_surviving]

i mean. i cant argue that but. are you going to be the one starting the fire?

[11121_assumption]

If I did start a fire, I would not begin with the person. But if they happen to cross paths with the fire, then that would simply be human events in motion.

Ash

[rambling_runner]

1. Mass text. does anyone know where I am?

2. Imagine if sharks could walk on land... OH WAIT. SHIT. [ Included is a snap of Temposhark the Gible, mouth wide and (seemingly) trying to eat the camera. ]

3. I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?

4. wtf why is there glitter all over my lycanroc

5. TEXT HIM

Rakka

[charcoalfeather]

1. Mass text. does anyone know where I am?

2. All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me

3. Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?

4. while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?

5. [text her!]

3

[badluckbabe]

We were forced to leave.

You started a fight and threw a chair.

You are a shockingly mean drunk.