[Like he's not gonna make a comment. She's cute! Clearly bicycles have some positives going for them.]
[He swings his leg over the bike and settles into position. If he's gonna be on a bike, he's gonna be Handsome Jack on a bike. His sheer aura of awesomeness automatically makes whatever he's doing cool, including this.]
All aboard, beautiful! It's not too long. Longer uphill than down, but we'll get there before dark. And in the meantime...you get the greatest gift ever. My company!
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[Like he's not gonna make a comment. She's cute! Clearly bicycles have some positives going for them.]
[He swings his leg over the bike and settles into position. If he's gonna be on a bike, he's gonna be Handsome Jack on a bike. His sheer aura of awesomeness automatically makes whatever he's doing cool, including this.]
All aboard, beautiful! It's not too long. Longer uphill than down, but we'll get there before dark. And in the meantime...you get the greatest gift ever. My company!