I did not know that they made virtual reality Pokemon. That's awesome!

[He'll have to keep an eye out for one later. But for now, time to shift gears.]

Well, if you're new, you must have a lot of questions, right? Feel free to ask me! I am a bonafide Pokemon Master, and will definitely be able to answer all of them.

[Every bit of that is a lie, but he'll do his best to be helpful anyways.]