Hey man, I asked for advice, not for some guy to tell me how stupid I am for not being able to do survival one oh one. [He's not a child, and if he was, man, he'd be a big one, but in any case he thinks his comment is a little uncalled for.]

If you're going to be a jerk, you can just take it somewhere else. [He's rocking some positive vibes here, and he's not going to have some kid in a pair of too cool for school sunglasses ruining it for him.]