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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2016-07-24 12:45 am (UTC)

Hey, don't bring Doom Boner into this!

[Upon hearing his name - and noticing the predicament of his Trainer - the houndour waddles over to place himself between Fiona and Jack. He plants his legs widely apart, taking a squat, intimidating pose....]

[And promptly begins to wiggle and loll his tongue out.]


Yeah, some great guard dog you are. Look, lady, of course Rhys was working for me, he's Hyperion. He's back in Goldenrod, I guess, I dunno! He's a really crappy employee, doesn't even pick up half the time I call...

[Great. A hot chick shows up. A hot chick with balls. And a cute hat. And she's Pandoran. Bandit Pandoran. Why does this planet keep dumping in people who hate him?]

Uh...we're not on Helios, babe. I...I don't know why you're doing that at me...with the finger. You wanna let me get up? Or do you wanna keep acting like a crazy lady in the middle of the road?

Uh...the right answer's that first one.

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