[Fiona watches as he babbles awkwardly, glancing down at her hand every so often. Now, she never really had a chance to meet Handsome Jack face to face before - but this seems way out of character for him. Where was that infamous charisma she'd heard about? He almost sounded like Rhys, strangely enough.

Still very suspicious. She wasn't going to let her guard down that easily.]

Hey, a little advice. If you don't want someone to suspect that you're up to something shady, maybe you could start by not stumbling over your words. And what's with all the apologizing? That makes me even less certain you're on the level.