Ha! Yeah, that sounds like Rhys. But sweetheart, I swear to you on the soul of my beloved Butt Stallion, I never met the kid before he showed up on my Pokegear. Here.

[He spreads his hands in a 'swear it, ma'am!' gesture. Hey, maybe this is salvageable after all!]

[She's really cute.]

I was busy opening a Vault, dealing with some asshole Vault Hunters, then I was here. You don't have to trust me. Just...don't punch me. You break it, you buy it, you know. And I don't think you could afford that.

[A synthskin replica of his unblemished face custom made to attach directly into ports on his own face had not come cheap.]