Wow! What move do you think I could make on a rolling bike, with you behind me? I actually wanna know, that sounds like it could be fun!
[He picks his bike back up and then heaves a sigh. Doom Boner is looking up at him expectantly. The bike is ready to go! He belongs in the basket! Why isn't he in his basket already?]
And Doom Boner's just a baby, we don't want to scar his poor virgin psyche! Alright, you useless pile of lard and bones, let's go.
[And with an audible grunt, Jack hauls the puppy up and deposits him in the basket. He's not surprised she agreed. He's got a way with people. Even people that don't like him.]
[And she thinks his pickup lines are witty!]
I mean, all joking aside, I'm the one putting myself at risk here. What's to stop you from jabbing a pen into my neck while I'm driving? But I like to believe the best in people!
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[He picks his bike back up and then heaves a sigh. Doom Boner is looking up at him expectantly. The bike is ready to go! He belongs in the basket! Why isn't he in his basket already?]
And Doom Boner's just a baby, we don't want to scar his poor virgin psyche! Alright, you useless pile of lard and bones, let's go.
[And with an audible grunt, Jack hauls the puppy up and deposits him in the basket. He's not surprised she agreed. He's got a way with people. Even people that don't like him.]
[And she thinks his pickup lines are witty!]
I mean, all joking aside, I'm the one putting myself at risk here. What's to stop you from jabbing a pen into my neck while I'm driving? But I like to believe the best in people!