[She rolled her eyes at him, wondering why the hell she was getting on the bike with Jack. There were a million things wrong with this situation. Of course, being here on this strange planet was equally as messed up.]

You're in luck. I don't happen to have a pen handy. But I've been known to make a weapon out of the strangest of things.

[She climbed onto the bike, shifting the backpack over her shoulders.]

Truce until we reach the next town. For the puppy's sake. I can't believe you named it Doom Boner.