JANUARY - FEBRUARY TEST DRIVE MEME

[indigo_league]

➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!

NOT SURE WHERE TO BEGIN YOUR TEST-DRIVE JOURNEY?
CHECK OUT ALL THE LOCATIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE IN:

JOHTO | and | KANTO

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Comments

Then you'd have NO friends. Guess you do need that company after all...

[unconchonable]

[Eridan rolls his eyes at her dismissal. It's so easy to cast off the woes of the mighty, when they're so difficult to comprehend. He can't truly fault the biologically inferior, after all.]

Eh, I ain't too worried about that shit. Ain't like I'm hurtin' for beetles. [what] Besides, I got no interest in someone's sloppy seconds.

[That's not quite...]

You gonna giwe me your name, or you gonna play the mysterious card, 'cos I'll hawe you know, that shit ain't cute. Newer been, newer will be.

[angelshot]

Beetles? The fuck...

[ No wonder you ain't getting jack diddly squat, my dude. Not if you're limiting yourself to just Bug pokemon (and they're shitty anyway). ]

You're pretty damn pushy for some shitpickle with an attitude. Try running your mouth about sloppy seconds AFTER you actually get some action and it might be believable.

[ And she knows aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall about getting action. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Girl's like an olympic gold medalist at tapping ass.
Anyway. What were they talking about again? ]

It's Panty. The fuck haven't you heard of me yet?

[unconchonable]

—Or whatewer it is you hairless banana-creatures call your monetary notes.

[Another eye roll.]

Excuse the fuck outta you, I get plenty of action, eff-why-aye.

[Not what she meant, Eridan. Not the right kind of action.]

Panty? No, I hawen't heard of you before, an' why the fuck should I? You look about as run a' the bloody mill as the rest of our useless teammates that ain't worth half their weight in salt.

[beat]

Well, I suppose that's jumpin' the fuckin' gun a bit too quick on judgment, 'cos at least you seem to hawe the damn globes to kick the shit outta these pisspoor ignoramuses that call themselwes trainers. Credit where it's due, or somesuch.