['Runty' is honestly one of the nicer things Larry's been called in his long life of being being called unflattering things. It kinda just rolls off the polyester at this point.]

Oh, my friend, you misunderstand me! [He puts a hand to his heart. Look how sincere he is.] I'm offering my advice based on years of experience at no cost whatsoever!

[A faint deep, male voice says experience with what? in the most deadpan tone possible. Larry waves a hand at his Drowzee. Shut up, Narrator, he's about to close the deal here!]

But if you wanted to let me and my friend here share your fire, well, that'd just be real kind of you, wouldn't it?