JULY-AUGUST TEST DRIVE MEME

[indigo_events]

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Comments

[spacebaloney]

Look, Lady. I get it. You're a fan and we're Voltron and it's exciting to meet us face to face! But your fanfic is not reality, okay? There's no way I'm driving Red around. For starters, Keith has probably farted in that chair a million times and that's just nasty. I'm not sitting in his farts of Paladins past. Shiro has always been missing an arm. That never stopped him from being our leader before and it won't now. And you can't just destroy the Castle as a plot twist. We live there! It's home.

[She can say it as slow as she wants too, but that's not going to stop Lance from ripping apart her weird ass fantasy. It doesn't make a lick of sense and he refuses to believe any of it.

Except that last part.]

ZARKON HAD SEX?!

[aloneintheuniverse]

What--what in the quiznak are you talking about?? I'm not making any of this up! We had to destroy the castle because of the holes in reality that were torn open by the fight between Lotor's weapon and Voltron! This isn't some--some fantasy of mine! Do you think I would fantasize about meeting all of you after watching my brother die? After watching my people die because of what Lotor was doing to our colony?!

[Yeah that..last bit might have been yelled because Romelle is not happy right now.

She's panting a bit after she says it, eyes closed tightly as she tries to contain herself. Her Mienfoo is barely visible in the frame, cooing and squeaking at her in a calming manner. After a moment she finally opens her eyes and glares at Lance.]

Is that honestly what you took away from that??

[spacebaloney]

I seriously don't know who you are or what you're talking about. None of that happened. None of that will happen. [Or so Lance thinks.] I'm sorry about your brother, I really am, but anything in your story that has to do with me just isn't real. Jeez, I've never seen another Altean until now and here you're yelling at me about Red and some guy named Lotor.

[Lance can see she's really upset about something, most likely her brother, but he can't comfortably sit here and accept everything she's babbling about. Pidge would have definitely told him that he was now in Red and Allura was in Blue and somehow Shiro decided Keith would be his successor. Right? Right?]

Well, I mean, have you seen Zarkon? Would you think someone would be willing to bang him? Dude's pretty ugly.

[aloneintheuniverse]

It has happened you just--you apparently have experienced it yet!

[Lance she is seriously going to find you and punch you or something because you are being THE WORST.

Okay maybe she won't punch him. Especially once Shiro informs her of everything and the weird time shenanigans but..still.]

I really don't want to think about that! Why are you even thinking this hard about it? Just stop already!!