TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!

[amaure]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

① → Make top levels for your characters (they can be blank or with starters!!)
② → Tag other characters with texts snagged from TFLN or make up your own!
③ → HAVE FUN! & make sure any NSFW-leaning threads are properly labeled!

Comments

Estinien Wyrmblood | FFXIV

[stardiving]

1. hey this is estinien, i have to type for solus because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands.

2. awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?

3. Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

Jane Crocker | Homestuck | OTA

[cyan_maid]

1.) I am currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and I have lost all faith in humanity.

2.) Fursuit Judi Deino just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cat Pokemon aren't dog Pokemon, and I believe her, because if I do not, fursuit Jason Dedenne might try to have sex with me.

3.) My Litten is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My Litten likes cookies.

4.) Text her!

Kazuki Hihara | La Corda d'Oro

[forsaintcecilia]

1. The guy in front of me in line bought me my boba. I think I love him. I mean, I've loved people for a lot less. Like melon bread. That's cheaper than boba!

2. Girls get interested when you say you're a musician, but as soon as you tell them you play the trumpet, they lose it. So what if I'm not a rock star? They're missing out on the softest, most dexterous lips this side of Kanto.

3. Text me!

Jean Kirstein | Attack on Titan

[angewiesen]

1. God... We're terrible. It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.

2. So, I've learned that people here like stupid fancy coffee and stupid fancy beer. Someone needs to corner the market on coffee flavored beer, or something like that, and that person should be me.

3. Text him!

Karamatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-san

[itaimatsu]

1) I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kind of impressed.

2) what should I list for life skills?

3) Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.

4) [text him]

3

[zenryokubatankyu]

this is unnatural
you want to get glitter off your clothes?
niichan is concerned kara
what happened
im here to listen

also its katy not katie but thats more on her than you

[itaimatsu]

Wait.

Wait.

Osomatsu. I spelled... her name wrong.

OH. FORGIVE ME, MY QUEEN. I AM NOT FIT TO BE CALLED YOUR FAN!!!!

[zenryokubatankyu]

you sure did
i don't even stan her
arianators represent

i guess this confirms you're not ok tho

[itaimatsu]

I am a wreck, of course...

I hope she will forgive me.

[zenryokubatankyu]

you really mcfucking goofed it
she'll never speak to you now
you are on the cold side of hot n cold

smh

unlike me with goddess ari
she knows my devotion
it'll pay off someday

[itaimatsu]

Ooh?
Does your goddess speak to you?

[zenryokubatankyu]

she will someday shes too busy waiting for me to get a girlfriend so she can lure me away
its her thing
and its hot

she has low enough standards to date a guy who did comedy of debatable quality on tv
i think i have a shot

1/2

[itaimatsu]

Hm.
Please keep dreaming. It is adorable.

2/2

[itaimatsu]

Typo.
I meant admirable.

[zenryokubatankyu]

no you had it the first time i am precious and should be reminded of that every single day by everyone
remember that's where you get it from if anyone ever calls you cute

also i'm not dreaming i'm planning this is a valid plan
i could be a tv funnyman easily

[itaimatsu]

Heh. I think you would take quite well to television, brother. Your slapstick routines are very good!
Though, need I remind you who was in the drama club, once upon a time?
Perhaps I could help you get onto the big screen!

[zenryokubatankyu]

thank you i pride myself on my endearing yet ultimately hilarious pratfalls and shenanigans

well, this is my plan
you have to promise you won't screw things up for ariana grande and i
whats your plan, mr expert

[He's resisting the urge to say 'I do remember when you played a tree in high school, yeah.']

[itaimatsu]

[he was the proudest tree, shut up, maid]

Heh. Of course.
I have no plans!

[zenryokubatankyu]

[Hey, at least I was cute and got noticed.]

...
yeah this ain't helpin' sport
in the words of the goddess herself
"thank u, next"

[itaimatsu]

It is not like you have any better ideas.
Just how do you plan on getting into television.

[zenryokubatankyu]

it's easy!
i just find an audition, right? in america.
they probably have signs or something.
and then from there i just use the natural charm of a charisma legend to slide my way in!
they'll feel my ~ star power ~ *

[itaimatsu]

[in america]

Do you have money to go to America?

[zenryokubatankyu]

. . .
look at least i have 20% of a plan.
that is better than what you had even if the details are smudgey.

[itaimatsu]

If your charm is so eye-catching, perhaps you do not even need to fly to America. What if your Ariana Goddess came here?

[zenryokubatankyu]

that'd be incredibly lucky!
y'think she would? i'm a natural eye-catching charismatic kind of guy, y'know? the sort of guy who'll light up the night sky. you're right, if anyone noticed that, it'd be her!
i've gotta check if she tours here...but if she does, i'll have a hot popstar girlfriend in no time. i'll be a rich and powerful man with a beautiful woman~ fufufu~

[itaimatsu]

Congratulations!
Do try to not forget about the little people below, hm?

[zenryokubatankyu]

of course i won't!
i'm getting snappy a designer bag to ride in like a pampered dog~

[itaimatsu]

[what]

Oh.

[zenryokubatankyu]

...okay i'll let you come with me jeez
the guilt trip is real

[itaimatsu]

Brother. I do not want to ride in a designer bag like an animal.

[zenryokubatankyu]

you won't go into the bag you can walk like a normal human being
i couldn't carry you around anyway

[itaimatsu]

What makes you think *she* will carry *you*?

[zenryokubatankyu]

eh?
i dunno.
i'd carry her.
but i'm cute. that makes almost anything possible.

[itaimatsu]

[whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat]

Sometimes, I suppose.

[zenryokubatankyu]

[My logic is foolproof, no I will not take criticism]

not sometimes.
all the time!

[itaimatsu]

Well, then! It sounds like you need no one's help.
Surely your cute nature will get you a girlfriend. It has before, right?
...oh, no, wait. It has not.

[zenryokubatankyu]

[I JUST SAID I WOULDN'T TAKE CRITICISM]

...
why must you bully your big brother like this
i try to be nice and then you come in like this and shatter my kneecaps with a hammer
my poor kneecaps

[itaimatsu]

Being cute did not save those kneecaps? Why, you don't say!

[zenryokubatankyu]

IT SHOULD HAVE AND YET
WHERE DID YOUR HEART GO, KARAMACHUUUUU ;w;