TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!

[amaure]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

① → Make top levels for your characters (they can be blank or with starters!!)
② → Tag other characters with texts snagged from TFLN or make up your own!
③ → HAVE FUN! & make sure any NSFW-leaning threads are properly labeled!

Comments

[itaimatsu]

[he was the proudest tree, shut up, maid]

Heh. Of course.
I have no plans!

[zenryokubatankyu]

[Hey, at least I was cute and got noticed.]

...
yeah this ain't helpin' sport
in the words of the goddess herself
"thank u, next"

[itaimatsu]

It is not like you have any better ideas.
Just how do you plan on getting into television.

[zenryokubatankyu]

it's easy!
i just find an audition, right? in america.
they probably have signs or something.
and then from there i just use the natural charm of a charisma legend to slide my way in!
they'll feel my ~ star power ~ *

[itaimatsu]

[in america]

Do you have money to go to America?

[zenryokubatankyu]

. . .
look at least i have 20% of a plan.
that is better than what you had even if the details are smudgey.

[itaimatsu]

If your charm is so eye-catching, perhaps you do not even need to fly to America. What if your Ariana Goddess came here?

[zenryokubatankyu]

that'd be incredibly lucky!
y'think she would? i'm a natural eye-catching charismatic kind of guy, y'know? the sort of guy who'll light up the night sky. you're right, if anyone noticed that, it'd be her!
i've gotta check if she tours here...but if she does, i'll have a hot popstar girlfriend in no time. i'll be a rich and powerful man with a beautiful woman~ fufufu~

[itaimatsu]

Congratulations!
Do try to not forget about the little people below, hm?

[zenryokubatankyu]

of course i won't!
i'm getting snappy a designer bag to ride in like a pampered dog~

[itaimatsu]

[what]

Oh.

[zenryokubatankyu]

...okay i'll let you come with me jeez
the guilt trip is real

[itaimatsu]

Brother. I do not want to ride in a designer bag like an animal.

[zenryokubatankyu]

you won't go into the bag you can walk like a normal human being
i couldn't carry you around anyway

[itaimatsu]

What makes you think *she* will carry *you*?

[zenryokubatankyu]

eh?
i dunno.
i'd carry her.
but i'm cute. that makes almost anything possible.

[itaimatsu]

[whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat]

Sometimes, I suppose.

[zenryokubatankyu]

[My logic is foolproof, no I will not take criticism]

not sometimes.
all the time!

[itaimatsu]

Well, then! It sounds like you need no one's help.
Surely your cute nature will get you a girlfriend. It has before, right?
...oh, no, wait. It has not.

[zenryokubatankyu]

[I JUST SAID I WOULDN'T TAKE CRITICISM]

...
why must you bully your big brother like this
i try to be nice and then you come in like this and shatter my kneecaps with a hammer
my poor kneecaps

[itaimatsu]

Being cute did not save those kneecaps? Why, you don't say!

[zenryokubatankyu]

IT SHOULD HAVE AND YET
WHERE DID YOUR HEART GO, KARAMACHUUUUU ;w;