thedifferencebetween: (a literal bag of dicks)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2016-11-12 03:57 pm (UTC)

You've obviously never had a cake pop, they're friggin delicious.

It's not a debate, kiddo, you do. I'd put good money on betting that the most action you've gotten on this planet is that time I strangled ya a little. And that wasn't even the fun, sexy kind of strangling.

Do yourself a favor, cupcake. Get yourself a girlfriend. I'm assuming that's what you're into, based on your reaction to any mention of dudes having sex or equipment for sex.

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