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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Loving stolen from bakerstreet. You know how this works.

If you don't here's the game; browse through the Texts form Last Night site and pick a couple. Post them as texts your character would send and people will respond! PROFIT!

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Yeah so?

That's great ok good for you can we just change the subject please. Why do you like cake pops so much

WHO CARES maybe I do maybe I don't that's my business so

You've obviously never had a cake pop, they're friggin delicious.

It's not a debate, kiddo, you do. I'd put good money on betting that the most action you've gotten on this planet is that time I strangled ya a little. And that wasn't even the fun, sexy kind of strangling.

Do yourself a favor, cupcake. Get yourself a girlfriend. I'm assuming that's what you're into, based on your reaction to any mention of dudes having sex or equipment for sex.

ok so why else do you like them

UM who cares? You shouldn't. Not any of your business.

And who I do or don't like is also none of your business

So

Why does that need further expanding on? They're DELICIOUS.

Sure it is! As your friend, I may meet somebody and think 'wow, this person would be great for Rhys!'. I can't set ya up if I don't know what ya like.

Plus, you'd be way more chill if you were having regular sex, and I like you a lot better when you're chill.

Ok maybe so but
You are obsessed js

No it'/ not because I can find someone for myself thanks

Nobody here got my eye and I'' perfectly fine without getting laid but thank you for the concern. Can we please stop talking about this now
We should go drinking how does that sound

I have a craving!

Ehhhhhh....that sounds like something not true. But yes. Yes, absolutely. We should one hundred percent add alcohol to this conversation, let's do it.