Has anybody ever told you that you're a shitty best friend before? Because you are.

[Jack crosses his arms and gives Rhys a dry look. He lifts an eyebrow, cocking his head at Rhys as he goes on.]

....wow. Ya know, kiddo, it says a lot about you that 'dressing up a pillow to make out with' is one of the first things you jumped to. I mean...wow.

I'd accuse you of sad virginity again but obviously I can't. Plus yu're way too good in bed to have never done it before. But...pillows? Really?

[Who the hell was Rhys dressing his pillows up like, anyway?]