MISTLETOE MEME!

[11121_assumption]

It's December guys! You know what this calls for:

A MISTLETOE MEME!

On purpose, by accident, accidentally on purpose...either way, you're under the mistletoe and you're going nowhere until there's been a kiss. Blame social standards, peer pressure...or magic. Pokemon magic. Of course it just be a peck on the cheek. Or not...winkwink~

Happy Holidays everyone!

Comments

HEEEEEE

[atlasrising]

N-no! That's, that's not what you do on Opposite Day.

[ Rhys points to the mistletoe. ] See, you're supposed to kiss when that thing is right there. But since it's Opposite Day, we don't. Because...y'know. It's the opposite.

[ THUMBS UP? ]

Happy Opposite Day?

[fuelthefire]

Mnuahuhuhu...It's bad luck to break tradition!

[There's just something about Rhys that begs to be teased mercilessly. Krieg would never actually hurt the guy, but he can't resist messing with him.]

C'mon, Beanpole, I'll only chew off your lips a little.

[No, he won't, because he's wearing a mask and his mouth is covered, and he knows it, but he'd bet money Rhys will take him seriously.]

[atlasrising]

Nooo nononono! It's, it's not bad luck to break tradition because today's Opposite Day!

[ Where the hell is the door?! ] So, so you want to break traditions today! Because it's good luck.

Really good luck actually.

So we shouldn't, I should-

I should just go...

[fuelthefire]

PfmnahahahahAHAHAHA!

[Basically just as expected. Rhys, bro, you're a riot.]

What's the matter? Don't you think I'm pretty?

[atlasrising]

[ How is he supposed to answer this? Did Psychos even get offended if you talked shit to them...to their face?

Oh my god, someone please send him help. ]

W-what? No! You're...great. You look awesome. [ Behold the fakest smile in the history of fake smiles. ] It's not that!

[fuelthefire]

Mnuahahaha...!

[Who knows? Some psychos might get offended, but Krieg just laughs.

He drops to the ground to sit, still under the mistletoe, crossing his legs lotus-style and leaning forward, one elbow on each knee, to look up at Rhys. Look, he's not as scary now, right?]

Then what?

[atlasrising]

I, I, uh...

[ Sure, Krieg's not as scary! Not until he springs up and tries to go after your eyeballs. Rhys saw what that group did to the dead bandits and Vasquez! It's not pretty!

So he just stands there and shakes his head. Ahem. Ahem, ahem. ] Like I said, it's Opposite Day. So I'm just not kissing you because I can't.

Okay?