ohmyarceus | Test Drive Meme - January & February edition

( she doesn't exactly have her own bearings yet but this douchecanoe is being very loud ~~no he isn't~~ and she's annoyed with ~~her situation~~ him already. amaterasu finds herself in a similar situation having just ended up here when she was clearly meant to be helping with that whole ragnarok thing... )

Fufufu, are you stupido? ( she's pretty unused to not being able to just hover about as she likes but it isn't as though she can't walk, so, she tucks her arms behind herself and steps closer to this ~~dork~~ nowait, yes, dork. ) This isu not a duream because Amaterasu would not have someone like you in it!

[~~Preventing it or causing it cause with an attitude like that it could go either way.~~ Not unfamiliar with feigning not to have any insecurities by resorting to insults and sarcasm.. he just doesn't recognize it and exacerbates it with jabs of his own.]

You better not be talking to me, because I'm in no mood for it. [He shoots the blue-haired bigmouth a sharp look. His expression softens briefly when he really gets a good look at the girl. I mean- she's not bad-looking and it's not like Duel Academy is packed with three dorms worth of females.

... but she's no Alexis and probably doesn't even know what Duel Monsters is.

And.. she's got this coming.]

Like you're any kind of prize yourself, my subconscious has better taste.

( first of all, how very dare you -- she is a goddess and is goddamn beautiful. ~~get it? goddamn beautiful... she's a god...~~ she bristles and extends her hands, fingers flexing but her flames... don't come. she twitches at it. she's actually already attempted to light the house she woke up in on fire and the woman claiming to be her "mother" as well but to no avail. she isn't even able to fly away from this nightmare! instead of lighting up with crackling flames, she balls her hands into fists. she's very much prepared to deck this asshat out. )

Tch, you couldo not keepu up with Amaterasu even ifu you turied!

( want some water for that burn? don't ask her for it cause she hates that shit. )

[Watching her hand gestures, he raises an eyebrow and waits for her to complete whatever it is that she's doing. Nothing comes of it however and he shakes his head and scoffs]

What was that supposed to be, interpretive dance?

[He laughed cruelly at his own joke, as he strode closer towards her.]

Not if that meant I'd have to be seen with you in public each time you went through your routine.

Edited 2023-02-24 05:36 (UTC)

( she bristles and turns red to match her attire. as he moves closer, she waits until the distance is closed enough to snatch a hold of him and yanks him closer to herself still. as she speaks, the words leave her through gritted teeth. )

Amaterasu isu new to this pulace so to not cause puroblemsu immediatulu, Amaterasu will not bureak your bonesu! ( the promise behind the threat is very much real. this place much have taken her flames and flight from her, but her strength remains ( albeit halved. ) she grips him harder just to reinforce the point. )

Ifu this isu a duream then Amaterasu hopes it isu a nightumare! And puromises to make it even worseu if you do not apologize to me!

[If only he knew what a hot button issue he'd touched upon, or how lucky he was for her not to be in full possession of her powers or he'd likely be on fire now.]

Hey, hands off!

[Chazz gave his arm a shrug but she held fast. Even if it was likely against better judgement, he couldn't help barking out a laugh at her threat. This girl might talk big but she didn't have an all that imposing presence.]

Oh gee, I guess I should be thanking you.. if I could understand half of what was coming out of your mouth. [Making fun of her manner of speaking was apparently next in the lineup. When her grip tightened, he broke his composure slightly, to gaze between the placement of her hand then back to her face. She felt awfully strong for such a petite looking thing..]

Oh come off it, you insulted me first! If anyone should be apologizing, it should be you!

[When two stubborn, immovable objects collide.]

Edited (A million edits later) 2023-02-25 04:41 (UTC)

( when he tries to break away, her grip tightens and it becomes more obvious that the petite kami has some not so petite strength. she's seeing red now and it's not just because that's the colour of her irises. )

There isu nothing wrong with the way Amaterasu speaks! How dare you mocku me! Impertinentu Midugardiano! A kami such as myselfu never apologizulus unless the actiono or statument was wrong! And you were being stupido! ( she brings him in closer to herself with the last, venomous words ~~which has him pressed against her small but soft form~~ and glares.

wait, so is this what happens when a tornado meets a volcano? ~~get outta here, eminem.~~ )

[There was no masking the visible wince when she really clamps down on his arm. Still, he tries to pretend like it never happended.]

I don't have to mocku you.. you do a fine job of that all on your own. [As the decibels raise, he starts to become aware of the attention they're gathering. The residents of this quiet little town can't help but be curious about the commotion.] What was I supposed to say, huh?!

It's not like I wake up in random towns everyday! [In case he had forgotten that this shouting match was between himself and a member of the opposite sex he gets a squishy reminder of that. Her glare doesn't have it's intended effect, as his expression loses it's own harsh edges. A rush of color starts painting his cheeks and for a moment he's reduced to incoherent rambling.]

Should you really- don't you realiz.... Am I misreading something?!

[Girls should come with an instruction manual. Sure she was pissed, but she was also clinging on to him, and dragging him in close to her person. Was this some backwards version of flirtation for her? Alexis was always shooting him down... harshly, but deep down.. he knew that she was totally into him. Maybe.. all girls operate on reverse psychology?]

As flattering as this is, I have a girlfriend you know. [Not that his "girlfriend" knew that they were an item, or was interested in anyway.] Try to control yourself.

Amaterasu definitulu does not mocku herself! Cretin! You should be gurateful that my POWAH doesn't seemu to work here or else you would be on FIYAH! ( it seems that the kami absolutely d o e s n ' t c a r e that there are people who are watching, whispering and wondering what on earth is going on between the two ~~yelling~~ errr... bickering teens that just woke up in some weird bed, with some strange mom, and a whole lot of questions. the only thing that was odd to her about it, really, was being in a bed and her mother definitely not being the mother she recalls having. truth be told, amaterasu is liable to sleep somewhere and wake up in a new town often because of her habit to just... crash and sleep randomly in forests, towns and anywhere else she feels like it.)

Misureading?! What isu there to misuread!? Apart from you being completulu awful to Amaterasu! All I said was one, little insulto and you have been completulu awfulu in turn! ( ...actually that bit was not quite on the level. she did kind of insinuate that he wasn't strong enough to take her on ( which is true ) among other things... )

Girlfriendo?! Why should Amaterasu care abouto that?! ( although he is rather red. she squints and pulls him in closer so that her nose is nearly touching his and inspects his visage. ) ...why do you turn so red? Are you... ill!? ( well, that wouldn't be good. she might be in a tiff with this boy but she doesn't want him to be sick. she hates it when the midgardians are unwell. her demeanor changed entirely and she's suddenly showing concern for the jerk. )

Hey, you got one without completely butchering the word in the process! [Said in the most mocking of tones as he "complimented" her on pronouncing cretin correctly.] Yeah sure... your "power", like I belief that. What a fantasy world you live in. [To an extent, Chazz doesn't either, he's far too irritated to care... but he might care. A little. Why don't people just mind their own business? At least this encounter might discourage anyone else from trying to start anything with him.]

That's generally what happens when you start running your mouth. I wasn't going to just take that! [What kind of self respecting person would?]

I don't know, you tell me. You're the one all up in my personal space. [The close scrutiny is the most intimidating part of this whole fiasco. As much as he is able, he turns his face aside in order to avoid eye contact.] I'm not red! You're seeing things... let me go already, it's not like I can hit a girl. [He could shove her though, maybe he'll resort to that if she doesn't get the picture this time.]

Edited 2023-02-25 06:53 (UTC)

( she twitches when he "compliments" the way she speaks again and is very much thinking about hurtling him across the ... yard? ) Amaterasu has nothing to purove to you, Midgardian.

Be silento! This bickeruing isu not getting anyone anywhereu! ( wait, was she being rational? miracles never cease...

personal space isn't something that amaterasu really knows about or cares about. she's more concerned with the fact that he seems to be burning up ~~herp~~ and pushes him back from herself enough to set a palm to his forehead. she rolls her eyes at him and this time, since he's so adamant that he be let go, she shoves him first! but, uh-- there's that pesky thing about her strength so she sends him going a lot farther than she means to! widening her eyes, amaterasu covers her face until the telltale CRASH sounds and then she... tries to fly over but can't. bristling, she takes off in a jog to reach him! ) Amaterasu did not mean to thurow you that hard! Are you alurighto!?

Why do you keep calling me that anyway? [Someone is not up on their Norse Mythology] I have a name, you know. [Not that he's ever offered it up to her during the course of this... conversation?]

Are you serious right now? [Look whose not being silent in anyway. With a shake of his head he sucks in a sharp settling breath.

When there's finally some space between them, Chazz thinks he'll be able to recover his composure... but this crazy girl just won't leave it alone. Those soft digits gliding over his forehead befuddle him briefly.] I'm not sick... [He manages to squeak out. This is probably the most that he's ever been handled by a girl and it's mostly been to threaten him with bodily harm, so why was she suddenly worried about his well being? Before he can add much else he goes tumbling backwards when she loses her temper again.]

Gah! [The sound of his cry tapers off after the collision with someone's lawn ornament, and is replaced with a groan.] What are you, crazy or something?! I'm getting whiplash from trying to keep up with your moodswings. [.. but that's about all he has the energy for. The confusion of the day, coupled with a prolonged exchange of verbal barbs, topped off with a collision into whatever this lawn decoration was supposed to be has him totally drained. He just lays there uselessly, letting his head lean backwards as he looks at the sky above.]

[Before the offending kami can reach him, there's a weird popping sound and a flash of light that accompanies it. When the illumination fades there's a monster standing in her way. Druddigon had waited long enough to be released from it's ball and it's master was in trouble.]

Edited 2023-02-25 08:02 (UTC)

Pah! Because you are a Midgardian! And! You neveru told Amaterasu your nameu!

( he claims not to be ill but she can sense him burning up and... she honestly doesn't meet to ~~yeet him~~ shove him quite as hard as she did. but, amaterasu never really knows or thinks of her own strength when doing even the most menial of tasks.

as she approaches and the small ( well, maybe small to her ) dragon appears, she raises her brows. ) ...bwuh? A baby of Fafunir peruhaps?

( similarly sensing issues rising, the pokeball hanging from her waist illuminates and breaks apart, releasing the fox pokemon, fennekin, from within. momentarily, this causes amaterasu to be distracted and she glances to it at her side. ) Wha--! A baby Fenurir?!

( chazz, you've been forgotten. sorry about that. )

No, I'm a Princeton. As in Chazz Princeton. [Now to address the elephant in the room he's been ignoring.] .. and who are you supposed to be because there's no way you're actually named Amaterasu?

[At least her 10 second memory seems to be working in his favor after the impact. Now he can just lay there uselessly, play dead, and wait for her to depart so he can try to salvage any portion of his remaining pride.

All the strange noises can't be ignored for long. Although he doesn't try to get up, he cranes his neck in order to see what's going on now. When he sees the dragon he bolts up to a seated position.]

A... duel monster?... but it's not like any I've seen before...

[Huh, did you say something? Look at this thing!]

Edited (Not a single word was right. Exhaustion is a terrible thing) 2023-02-26 07:50 (UTC)

Ooh, Princeton. Are you a prince?! Where from!? ( uh, excuse you. she is 1000% amaterasu. how very dare you question it even a tiny bit. ) Bwuh? Of course, Amaterasu is Amaterasu. Who else would Amaterasu be?

( pride, ha! he has some of that? she can't tell. )

What is a Duel Monster? Uwaaahhh! Your dragon is so cute! And my baby Fenrir is so cute! Where did you get the dragon!? Uwaaah! Fafnir would be so proud of this one!

( her entire personality seems to have done a complete turn around. she's diddling about on the ground because she can't flit about here and there in the air to express her glee at the small creatures! )

Can Amaterasu pet him? Please please please please please please please-- ( this is going to go on and on for a while... )

Uh.. huh? [An actual prince? No. Does he look like one? With that coat of his that's tattered on the ends? He wears it as a badge of pride though since it signifies his domination of the school body of North Academy, and his return to glory. When he dies, they'll have to bury him in this beat up coat] .. Duel Academy? [So he answers dumbly] You don't really look like any of your paintings... [but most Amaterasu's were in that outdated style where NO ONE looked good] .. and the Duel Monster's card based on Amaterasu looks more.. I don't know... mature and noble.

You don't know what Duel Monsters is? What.. have you been living under a rock? Everyone knows what it is.. [Chazz, she already said she didn't] He looks powerful, just my style. [Giving himself a push off the ground, he finally stops lounging dramatically and gets to his feet]

.... You just threw me halfway across the town and now you want to pet my monster...? [One shake of the head later] Ok, but if he bites you it's not on me.

Is Duel Academy your kingdom? ( clearly, she thinks he can pass for a prince, it seems. she scrunches her nose, though, when he talks about the stuffily made paintings and puffs her cheeks. ) No one has ever managed to capture my essence and beauty correctly! It is most aggravating and if Amatersu ever finds them, they will pay for their transgressions! ( is she serious? yes, very. you're on her list, artists. )

No! Amaterasu has never heard of it. ( she shrugs but shakes her head. ) Amaterasu does not live under rocks but has sometimes slept against them! ( it's definitely the same thing, right?

she waves her hands flippantly. ) Yes, Amaterasu does not always know Amaterasu's own strength! But! Your baby Fafnir is so cute! ( she bounces about again but this time because she has absolutely no idea what the hell personal space is, she throws her arms around him and smooches his cheek! ) Thank you, thank you, thank you!

( with all that being said, she bounces over to druddigon and giddily holds her hand out to him in the hopes he'll let her pet him! ) Hi hi! Amaterasu thinks you are sooo cuuute! Look! You're as cute as Amaterasu's cuuute creature too! Waaaah, why are you both so cute!? ( she yanks fennekin into herself and squeezes her delightfully with her hand still outstretched toward the dragon. )

Edited (added content. sorry.) 2023-03-02 01:25 (UTC)

I mean... technically? [Given his recent activity they dang well better consider him the king of games of Duel Academy island. A moment later he thought better of the misleading utterance.] It's not a kingdom, it's a school. It is pretty exclusive, and I am one of the top-tier students. [Just don't ask him what dorm he's crashing in because it's not the one he should be] Guess it's like with everything- people just create what fits their talent-level or their aesthetics. [He just tunes out the threat]

.. Slept against them. Everyone's a comedian. [He repeated tiredly.] It's only the most popular card game in the entire world.

Well Amaterasu better watch it or she's going to get a hefty bill from my lawyers. [Does he actually have any lawyers on retainer? No. Does she need to know that? Of course not. Seeing just how delighted she looks at his consent to pet his monster, it's hard not to get swept up in it. A sense of pride washes over him from the sheer random fortune of acquiring a dragon for his first creature. When her features soften like this she slips more into the cute category- which confusing given how annoying she had been. Then Amaterasu has the audacity to put her hands on him.] I said you could pet the monster, not ME. [He starts to reach up to pry her off, but she adds that kiss and it stuns him into a stupor. In a matter of moments he feels his face starting to burn as his "fever" makes a reappearance. Technically this didn't count as a first kiss, did it?! He was saving that one for... well.. you know. Still he didn't find the sensation all that unpleasant.] I...er ... you're welcome? I .. guess. I mean.. [Stop babbling! Forgive him Alexis but this has never happened before!]

[The Druddigon looks Amaterasu over as she hurries over to him, sizing her up. She's just a slip of a thing and not posing a threat so he waits a moment, then takes a step forward and inclines his head to make it easier for her to reach.]

( see, she knew he was some royal guy since it's "technically" his kingdom. of course, that doesn't mean she's going to show him more respect or anything. a deity is definitely higher on the hierarchy ladder than a measly prince. ) "School," mm. Amaterasu knows what you are saying. ( ~~but do you, ama?~~ she assumes he's just trying to hide his royalty or something because who's kingdom is a school? ) Perhaps, but! They should try harder anyway.

Indeed! ( she shakes her head, though. the fuck is he talking about? ) Amaterasu has never heard of it, so, it must not be that popular after all!

What is a lawyer? ( even if she was aware of what a lawyer is, she isn't the sort of deity to care about it, so, you seem to be shit outta luck, kiddo. but also excuse you, amaterasu is always within the "cute" category. still, she is indeed acting more that way since he gave her the okay to make friends with his druddigon and all. she smooches his cheek and then heads over to the pokemon without realizing that she's short-circuited the young man's brain. it's not a first kiss, per se, since it's only on the cheek but perhaps it's his first kiss on the cheek?

the kami is happily scritching and petting at both pokemon so she certainly doesn't notice his face going redder than red and how much he's flustered. it isn't until she finally turns to see him that she spots it and blinks. )

Uwah? Do you have a fever again? Maybe Amaterasu should bring you to a theater?

Edited 2023-03-08 00:05 (UTC)

[Being an heir to an empire is kind of like being a prince- even if he had no current claim on said empire, right? Chazz certainly didn't think of himself as a prince either.. but he still deserved some respect!] Ok, good because I wasn't stuttering when I said it. [They are so on the wrong page and he doesn't realize it] I don't know, the Duel Monsters card is pretty flattering though. I wouldn't slap that artist with retribution even if it is inaccurate.

.. Or you're too busy sleeping to take notice of anything else around you.

You know, like a legal team. A person that sees that their client gets what's coming to them, legally. [This is probably the worst explanation of a lawyer that's ever been put to type. Even though Chazz knew what a lawyer was, he'd obviously never actually employed one or thought about how they accomplished their jobs.

For a while Chazz's brain is 100% out to lunch as he struggles with his internal conflict. Although he also tries to convince himself that a kiss on the cheek doesn't count as a "first", it doesn't stick. It would be different if she was like.. a grandma or something but she's not.]

I don't have a fever! It's just.... it's hot out here! That's all! I'll be fine in a minute! [How very dare her to not know what she did and that this is her fault.]

( she's not really sure what the name "princeton" means but she does know what an heir to an empire is -- just not in the same way he means. ) What does you stuttering have to do with anything? ( she raises a brow. ) There is a card about Amaterasu in your game?

What is a legal team? ( and why should she care? being from the "past" but somehow older than chazz, she's not sure what the heck a lawyer is at all. it's not something they have around the time of ragnarok, it seems.

oops! amatersau definitely didn't mean to make something out of what she considers nothing. it's just a kiss on the cheek, chazz! it's not like she's about to give him her heart or something... )

Hmm, Amaterasu isn't sure. Is there a medical theater nearby? Where there are healers? You should get checked out!

[The misunderstandings abound] Nothing, because there was no stuttering... you're impossible. [It's like they were talking different languages although for all practical purposes they appeared to be speaking the same one] Yeah, there is. Not that I have her in my deck. [Her summoning conditions are a pain, and she has WAY too much atk and def for his Ojama strategy. Also.. she's too.... girly.]

That's just... forget it, for now. [Apparently everything this girl doesn't know could fill an ocean.] It's not like they're even here right now.

[~~It's fine Ama, he's just.. an idiot.~~ A casual gesture like that shouldn't be enough to send your whole mind into a tailspin.]

How the heck would I know?! I've never been here before. [Druddigon snorts it's own displeasure at having the attention taken away from it, and for the increase in decibels. It lumbers back over to it's trainer and raises a wing over his head. There. You're cooler now.. stop fussing. Maybe you shouldn't wear all black on a sunny day...] Eh-... that's weird. It's like he's trying to help or something...

Edited 2023-03-14 22:13 (UTC)

( they seem to be definitely speaking in tongues with one another in spite of doing no such thing. she is impressed with the idea of being a card in his oh so important game though -- whether she's a cute portrait of her "real" self on it or not. ) Alas! But Amaterasu will hopefully see it another time, perhaps.

( it's forgotten!

~~that's okay, so is she.~~ apparently it does! but she's not paying mind to it because she's more taken with the cute pokemon. she tilts her head when the dragon-like pokemon raises its wing over chazz's head. she smiles, clenching both fists together with renewed excitement! )

Because that's what is happening! He's trying to block you from the sun! It's a little insulting, but, Midgardians aren't always able to be in the sun for so long. What an impressive creature!

Test Drive Meme - January & February edition

II. [New Bark Town]

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icon keywords are so apt rn.

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attempts to trim down tag lmfajkjdlka.

They were expanding in size!

it always happens dkfjslfs and PLS SLEEP FFS.

SLEEP IS FOR QUITTERS and Chazz Princeton is no quitter

LMFAO this is very you.

I CAN'T DENY

sorry for delay.

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