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What are you feeding that thing to make it so big?

Oh I'm gonna! And then I'm gonna meet you and give you the BIGGEST HUG!

We have gotta have a party or something! What do you guys do for fun around here? Is there a Moxxxi type place?

*heavy sigh, you win this round logic.*

Alright you have a point. It's an irritating point but never the less it's reasonable.

*She glances back to her own pokemon thoughtfully.*

Well at least they sound useful. I don't suffer fools or those of faint hearts.

[Which is better then admitting she just doesn't like to trust anyone anymore.]

How absolutely primitive. Riding on subjugated creatures for transportation may be fun and entertaining but sometimes a lady just wants to act as her own chauffeur.

I suppose I'll just have to make due. It really is unbecoming for someone of my status to have to work with so little but we Hammerlocks are natural winners. I've nothing to lose but time at this point.

[Mawile finishes off the berry happily and looks up as if she just realized they still have company.]

Fiiiiine, geeze ya wimp. You're lucky we're not back on Pandora or I'd have blown yer friggin' face off by now...or made Deathtrap do it.

[She sighs.]

My poor Deathtrap, I hope he's remembering to keep his battery charged.

[The Mawile rolls her eyes at this apparently having seen her trainer lament about this "Deathtrap" one too many times already]

[Hope you enjoyed that, Mawile. All three heads of Rakka's ride are gazing down at you with welcoming looks... even if two of them seem envious about that delicious berry you just got to finish off.]

Um, I'm sure your "Deathtrap" is fine. [She puts on what she hopes is a calming smile.]

While you're here, time doesn't move back in your world!

[Gaige, please, you can make all the dick jokes, and Krieg will laugh at every single one.]

Mng, pff...Berries and monster puffs and plenty of knuckle sandwiches!

[Translation: they do a lot of fighting :)]

*ah, yes, he's familiar with the sort of people who'd make statements like that...*

Generally speaking, if raised and trained well, it's doubtful that any pokemon wouldn't be useful. Though of course each individual has its own strengths and weaknesses...

*he'll... politely not comment on the attitude implied by all that*

Well, as to that last part, you may well be in luck: as far as we've been able to determine, time here has no bearing on that of other worlds.

Several, actually! [Amazing how having guaranteed safety lends itself to urban development. People didn't have to hide in cities and pray that tyrannical men didn't succeed in bombing them.]

[Is she bitter? Not at all.]

Once you make it to Cherrygrove, I can meet you and we can find one together.

Ah. Well, Pokémon are odd little things. Have you given yours a name yet?

[Bean perked up at being addressed and with a quick "Muncha-munch munch!", the Munchlax reached a paw towards Noctis's bag. The prince obliged and lifted his bag for his companion and the little creature immediately dug around before pulling a berry out and presenting it to the camera in a pleased manner.

And what luck, it was Pomeg berry!]

Will this work?

Monster puffs sounds like a cereal that only comes around once a year.

And we all love a good knuckle sandwich!

[She flexes trying to make a muscle but despite her rough and tumble experience on Pandora, she is still woefully small compared to pretty much everyone else on the team. Probably because she lets her robot arm do all the heavy lifting.]

I'll see ya soon big guy!

PfnmnahahahAHAHA!

[It's okay, Gaige, you'll be in good skinny noodle arm company with Angel.]

Can't wait!!

I wouldn't say that! You just gotta keep your head up and high! There's nothing wrong with hoping for the best!

[Although, Mabel did have to admit. While it was pretty awesome staying here with her brother, Grunkle, and a few friends from home? It was a little bit different from Gravity Falls. But at the same time, would it be okay to just stay here and not really grow up? Who knows.

Either way, the moment the Abra just reappeared on top of Daria's head, Mabel couldn't help but giggle]

That's not fair! You gotta show me how you can do that, I sure know my Pokemon can't! Maybe you can think them a thing or two!

[Nevermind that her Eevee just gave her a pout before looking back at the Abra. She's suspicious of you! Now what? You’re taking attention away from the poor dog!]

A name?

[Oh. That would be the normal thing to do, she supposes.]

No. I have [...] never needed to pick a name for something before.

[Success??? Good job, Munchlax. If she had any facial expression, she would be smiling. It was at least something to work with. She made a small "hm" sound as she seemed to be in some agreement.]

Better than nothing. If it's like anything and won't turn down free food it doesn't have to work too hard for.

Action: Arrival

[A woman that looks entirely out of place is stepping through New Bark Town. She's dressed in a dress from the mid-19th century, and the only thing out of place is that beneath her powdered makeup, there's a bruise on her eye spread over her cheekbone. At her side, a Litwick hops around, its wick flaring whenever another person comes near them.

The moment she sees someone, she flashes a warm smile, folding her arms in front of her as if she's only going to ask for directions and nothing more.] I don't suppose I could trouble you for a moment?

Action: Arrival

[Justine isn't even trying to talk to people anymore. She is sitting on a bench, her skirts and Litwick gathered around her, taking apart her PokeGear.

She's got a pile of screws in her lap and opening up the casing right now, eyeing the circuits inside. How does this work?]

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Good morning.

[A woman with a 19th century dress and a French lilt is smiling at the camera. Her pet Litwick sits in her lap. She gently pets its waxy head, its flame staying steady as it keeps itself from eating her soul (for one reason or another).]

I am Justine Florbelle, and I have a question for the network. It has come to my attention that we not only come from a diversity of places, but a diversity of times as well, and I must admit my curiosity. Would anyone be willing to share details of the time they are from with me?

Edited 2017-01-24 05:10 (UTC)

Head any higher it'd be off my shoulders.

[Oh no. Oh nooooo. An optimist. Oh god, oh man.

Meh, who really truly cared. It just wasn't what Daria was about, she could be her own person if she wanted. But she didn't harp on people who just lived differently. Unless if they really forced it on Daria. Then she'd led them have it.

Mabel didn't do that...yet. She was just a run of the mill, happy kid. Daria didn't do kids. But, again. Nothing entirely offensive yet.

Although, the Abra feels pressured again. But thankfully, he seemed to have gained quite the Mama Trainer.]

I, uh, think that's a bit steep for Fitzgerald right now. He's not really a "showing" kind of Pokemon.

Well, there's a first time for everything! Flex some creativity. They say it helps strengthen the bond between trainer and Pokémon, so.

[Yes, she was dealing with an optimist all right. How will Daria deal with that? Either way, Mabel could sense something from the older girl.

While she knew that not everyone would be happy staying in a place like this, it felt like she had to do something. So with a small hum to herself, Mabel couldn't help but wonder]

Then that just means we'll need to get some wings for you! If it'll get any higher, we better make sure the rest of your body goes along for the ride!

[Because obviously, that was the answer to a statement like that right? But as Mabel looked back at Fitzgerald, she continued to have that same smile on her face.]

That's okay! He can do things at his own pace! I definitely don't want to make any Pokemon scared or anything because of me!

That way I could say "hi" to the sun.

[Seriously, who talked like this? Was she trying to make Daria feel welcome? It felt a bit forced. Not many people could be this chipper and happy, genuinely. Maybe she was trying to make Daria feel comfortable...but sunshine rhetoric at every moment just didn't sit right.

So far, again, Daria didn't want to be the person that was horribly nasty to a kid who may or may not just be overly nice. She genuinely didn't want to, and kept that thought in the back of her head. There were more pressing matters than dealing with children, funny enough.]

We're still trying to get used to this "forced journey" thing, seeing as we were chosen by the forces unknown to go on such a life changing quest.

..Here's hoping it works then.

[Because honestly he wasn't entire sure he was comforted by anything she was saying. What a strange person.

Turning around and, in turn, causing the video to go wonky for a moment, Noctis slowly kneels down and kind of rolls the berry towards the Phantump. The little ghost doesn't seem to even notice for a moment before it blinks and lowers itself down to investigate.

And sure enough, it scoops the berry up and starts to munch with a rather delighted look on it's face.]

Huh..it's actually not that scary when it looks like that.

Who wouldn't turn down a free meal?

[Daria was strange, that was the moral of the story.

Although, seeing as it worked and how this guy was rather gentle with the Phanthump, she...kind of decided at least this guy didn't seem all that bad. Maybe it was time to act a little sincere.]

In all seriousness, maybe it decided it didn't mind a visitor or two. Phanthumps tend to live in abandoned parts of forests.

[ Don't mind him giving a little bit of a laugh - man, he knows that sort. But he then gives a small frown, slightly adjusting himself. ]
Are you sure? I'm sure you'd look great in one?

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