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Yeah yeah I'm on it. You're in some big burnt out tower? How hard could that be to find? I mean we dragged our asses all over Pandora so how bad could this place be?

[She's hoping he's coming, but she also knows as friendly as she is with the other Vault Hunters she's gotta pull her own weight.]

Don't suppose there's a Fast Travel Station anywhere nearby?

This planet's a midget-loving cakewalk!

[To put it mildly. The peaceful quiet of the place (bizarrely persistent electronic background music notwithstanding) had been nightmarish at first, but he's actually come to enjoy it.]

Yeah! In the next town over, in the monster hospital! Three days to walk, less to run!

Thank GOD. I was ready to try and catch something big enough I could ride if it was further then that.

Oh and check this out!

[She pouts and shows off her totally not awesome or robotic regular arm.]

They took away my Deathtrap!!! He better be waiting for me back home with my robot arm. I spent WAY too much time and blood building him.

Mnngh..!

[He regards her boring old flesh and blood arm with all the seriousness of someone who has also been hugely and inconveniently robbed of his own prize possession. He knows the feeling, Gaige.]

My axe is gone, too! Can't even get a new one - the monsters do all the slicing and dicing!

[He's not quite as buttmad about that as he used to be, but every once in a while the unhappy reminder gets him riled up about it again. It's not fair that they get to have all the fun!]

I haven't split any skulls in ages!

[She stifles some laughter.]

Poor baby! The nerve of this place! I mean come on we're friggin' Vault Hunters. We need more weapons then a friggin' army! You can't just take em all away and expect us to play nice right?

[Actually that's exactly what the expectations are here Gaige.]

Well at least we get monster on monster violence. How hot is that?

[He is the poorest baby!!!

But her remark about hot monster on monster violence has him laughing again.]

MnahahahAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! It's a never-ending BONFIRE BOLERO! The chicken's flamethrower is almost as good as mine!

You got a flame throwing chicken!? That's like...PERFECT for you! Did you pick it or did yours just show up like mine did?

[ Gaige hasn't studied her pokedex that closely yet so the idea of a fire breathing chicken has her giggling in that unstable anarchy sort of way.]

Good Murder Chicken, best Murder Chicken!

[Also, incidentally, its name.]

It just showed up! It used to sit in my hand, now it's almost as tall as me!

Dontmakeadickjokedontmakeadickjoke

What are you feeding that thing to make it so big?

[Gaige, please, you can make all the dick jokes, and Krieg will laugh at every single one.]

Mng, pff...Berries and monster puffs and plenty of knuckle sandwiches!

[Translation: they do a lot of fighting :)]

Monster puffs sounds like a cereal that only comes around once a year.

And we all love a good knuckle sandwich!

[She flexes trying to make a muscle but despite her rough and tumble experience on Pandora, she is still woefully small compared to pretty much everyone else on the team. Probably because she lets her robot arm do all the heavy lifting.]

I'll see ya soon big guy!

PfnmnahahahAHAHA!

[It's okay, Gaige, you'll be in good skinny noodle arm company with Angel.]

Can't wait!!

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