The Preemptive Valentine Plotting Meme

[brokencode]

It's that time of year again, where the birds chirp, the bees buzz, and the ships... well, you know. Victory Road is a happy place which makes it perfect for all kinds of shmoopy goodness. And who says poke-verse can't have its own little holiday of love.

The rules are simple!

1. Post your character, along with their/your preferences. Does your precious little Rocket only have the hots for men? Or maybe your little breeder isn't actually into breeding. No problem! Don't forget to highlight whatever you're interested in too, be it smut, copious amounts of cuddling, or maybe brofisting until this wonky corporate holiday is over, have at it!
2. Hit up other characters! Now is the time to let your CR flag fly. Let your Supernaturals kiss your Yuri!!! On Ice's. Keep an open mind!
3. Make your plans. You only have 14 days to make this holiday the best damn thing your precious little character has ever seen.
4. Have fun, you puppy lovers.

Comments

[torsion]

I don't know much about him, but to my knowledge apparently he's a bit like Chris and thus they would, perhaps, get along pretty decently?? Idk, Pokedex & Chill??

[shiro2hero]

he could probably also smuggle canteloupe melons in his biceps like Chris

But yes I am down for pokedex and hangouts!

[torsion]

He's got a few main games to go to get to that level, but hey. REmake was still p buff!!

He's roughin' it, too, right? They can hobo it up together.

[shiro2hero]

I'll admit I haven't played any RE besides part of 4, but I will take your word for it!

He's technically in Violet but he's been there so long at this point, he's probably camping outside the city more than not.

[torsion]

I will let you in on a secret: you're missing out on nothing, they're awful and dumb.

Oh! Well she's in the area, gonna kinda loop around to meet the waifu when she realizes he's here.

[shiro2hero]

GOOD TO KNOW

And great! They can meet and chat c:

[torsion]

I KNOW HOW TO SELL IT, either with "it's terrible" or "in 5 Chris gets a flamethrower and says FLAME ON ASSHOLE" or "but wrestling moves". Why don't I have a full cast, gosh!!

Can I have her accidentally hit him with a pokeball...

[shiro2hero]

WRESTLING MOVES...

oh my god yes please.

[torsion]

jills a fan of the superkick. chris does a gorgeous dragonscrew. jill's other pardner, parker, does a nice rolling lariat... etc. i'm gross i like wrestling etc etc.

GOOD I CAN DO ONE OF THE THINGS ON MY LIST.

no stunky around, just shiro...

[shiro2hero]

trade moves with him, jill he'll show you airplane hand-to-hand

oh my god finally someone makes a skunk hair joke god bless

[torsion]

she'll teach him to do some wing chun and shit ok :)

HOW am i the first, i'm disappointed but also kind of excited. i mean it's great hair don't get me wrong i would like to have it super bad myself...

[shiro2hero]

it's totally skunk hair and i'm so pleased to make this joke

[torsion]

i'm so hurt no one else has done it yet, where are all the rascals pulling shenanigans in this game